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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Casually flying with my argy through the red forest and I didn’t know about these things at this point. Me and my argy (who was called Jake who was a lovely brownie colour) were flying pretty low and suddenly as I almost got to the other side of the forest one of these things pounced at me knocking us out of the sky.... I was killed by this guy which was a level 20 or 20 something and I repawned back home irritated that I died then realised Jake was still out there... I grabbed Brownie (Jake’s sibling) and flew out to where I died. I got my stuff back but there was no sight of that vile thing or Jake. (This was on single player). After weeks of playing a message then came up saying “Your Jake (Argy) has died to a level 24 Thylacoleo”.... this message showed up yesterday (26.12.2017) when the whole thing happened December 15.... Well done Jake you did your best. I haven’t told his parents yet but once I get cementing pasts I’ll make him a little grave stone.... he was the best argy