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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have a sad story about a thyla baby...
So I was breeding my thylas having a great time and I find I see My she thyla(Kiaia) was prego I was like "Oh yes let's go get food for the smol!!"....
That was a mistake
I returned to my thyla and found she had already giving birth
.... I ran around for a good minute trying to find the baby...I found him....and picked a name (Kade)...as I went to imprint on him and T rex came out of nowhere killed him and ran into the ocean....
#RipKade
#DeadTrex
You on argy ur friend pt
Friend: blabbering
U: gazed out
Friend: oh there’s a kitty
(First hing in mind:kitties are friendly and it looks like a kitty)
Friends goes closer
U not hearing ur friend scream even though his room is not far
Dani ur tribe ate was killed by a thylacoleo
Ur turn see the thylacoleo
U turn away
True or False
Casually flying with my argy through the red forest and I didn’t know about these things at this point. Me and my argy (who was called Jake who was a lovely brownie colour) were flying pretty low and suddenly as I almost got to the other side of the forest one of these things pounced at me knocking us out of the sky.... I was killed by this guy which was a level 20 or 20 something and I repawned back home irritated that I died then realised Jake was still out there... I grabbed Brownie (Jake’s sibling) and flew out to where I died. I got my stuff back but there was no sight of that vile thing or Jake. (This was on single player). After weeks of playing a message then came up saying “Your Jake (Argy) has died to a level 24 Thylacoleo”.... this message showed up yesterday (26.12.2017) when the whole thing happened December 15.... Well done Jake you did your best. I haven’t told his parents yet but once I get cementing pasts I’ll make him a little grave stone.... he was the best argy