Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
You on argy ur friend pt
Friend: blabbering
U: gazed out
Friend: oh there’s a kitty
(First hing in mind:kitties are friendly and it looks like a kitty)
Friends goes closer
U not hearing ur friend scream even though his room is not far
Dani ur tribe ate was killed by a thylacoleo
Ur turn see the thylacoleo
U turn away
True or False
I have a sad story about a thyla baby...
So I was breeding my thylas having a great time and I find I see My she thyla(Kiaia) was prego I was like "Oh yes let's go get food for the smol!!"....
That was a mistake
I returned to my thyla and found she had already giving birth
.... I ran around for a good minute trying to find the baby...I found him....and picked a name (Kade)...as I went to imprint on him and T rex came out of nowhere killed him and ran into the ocean....
#RipKade
#DeadTrex