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What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
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Also I have a story :3
once upon a time 3 little noobs where walking in the redwoods, and so they built shelters,
" my house will be out of thatch!! " said the first one
" my house will be out of wood!! " said the second
" my house will be out of stone!!" Said the third.
It took the first one, one day to make his house
It took the second one, two days to make his house
It took the third one, three days to make his house
Then when walking through the woods, the first one spotted a tiny little kitten
" such a big kitten will be good for raids and protection " he thought so he picked up the tiny kitten and was never seen again.
The next day the second one had seen the kitten, but was too scared of it, so he stayed in his house. But the mommy kitten had seen him and he was never seen again, then the third one had conquered the server, due to him controlling the kittens.
The end.
I were flying in the redwood forest on RAGNAROK and were on a ptera and 8 was about to fly back cause I didn’t find one then..... one were flying in like 10000mph in a sec it was scary..... but it missed me 😂(it wasn’t so fast it’s just a joke but it were feeling like that fast)