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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
One day, it was on Ark 1, my first game I met him. He pounced on me while I was riding my Parasaur... I’ll never forget the day I realized that the Redwood is like the Swamp worse, because the Thyla is the equivalent of the Kaprosuchus, but bigger, more agile, and harder to spot. What can you do with your basic armor, a hatchet, and a Parasaur?! Today, I have experience. I play on official PvE, ASA, I’ve tamed a Megatherium, and for some reason, Kaprosuchus no longer pounce on me. Few dinosaurs dare to challenge me now. But Thylacoleos still do. This time, though I won. I defeated a level 90, because my ascendant armor and my Megatherium can help me ! 😃🍼🍼🧂🧂🧂