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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
If I may not introduce these flying f*ckers. They hang from the trees looking down to pounce on noobs, so I fly well in distance and above but alas, one of them rocket-farts itself at least 100m up- and forewards and grabs me off my ptera and RIP.
I then return on another ptera to whistle follow and get out of there when another kitty flies out of nowhere and RIP again. Now on my last bird, thinking the area is clear, I make another attempt. I just saw a third one as an orange flash.
I haven't returned to the redwoods since. May my birds find peace
Lvl 56 me having a fly on my lvl 60 pteranodon 😂 oh what is this giant woods? Little did I know that this was the one part of the island that I didn’t own! So there I was flying in and out of nowhere a giant kitten jumps onto my lap! Somehow it died when I was tickling it with my primitive stone hatchet I’m now lvl 108 and still won’t go into that forest!!
I have a lime green thylo named Leif. He’s my best friend... I take him to Carno cave a lot. Once, I nearly died to rabies. Luckily I didn’t. Leif is okay, and he now has a girl named Maple (she’s Rasta colored). And Maple has a brother named August... he has a black spine instead of green. I love my cats. My insanity is glowtails though....