Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Lvl 56 me having a fly on my lvl 60 pteranodon 😂 oh what is this giant woods? Little did I know that this was the one part of the island that I didn’t own! So there I was flying in and out of nowhere a giant kitten jumps onto my lap! Somehow it died when I was tickling it with my primitive stone hatchet I’m now lvl 108 and still won’t go into that forest!!
I have a lime green thylo named Leif. He’s my best friend... I take him to Carno cave a lot. Once, I nearly died to rabies. Luckily I didn’t. Leif is okay, and he now has a girl named Maple (she’s Rasta colored). And Maple has a brother named August... he has a black spine instead of green. I love my cats. My insanity is glowtails though....