Here’s a story about some irony...

I was a young intrepid explorer with a beautiful base. I was on the search for a Therizino and when I finally found one I was amazed. I wanted to use those claws for skill and destruction. I wanted to build and defeat. I needed it. I stood on a cliff and started shooting trank arrows at it. But nooooo, they just haaaad to throw a carno from behind knowing I was just level 28. I got knocked off the cliff with the carno and the therizino killed us both. Next day I went back and tried again, this time I successfully put it to sleep.

I was so happy, that was, until it woke up. I forgot about the narcotics!!! It slaughtered me for the second time and I was just...😑

Theeeeen the next day I went back with fresh crops and a bunch of arrows. I tranked it, put it to sleep, fed it, kept it asleep with narcotics and eventually tamed it. I wooped with joy and was so happy that I emediatly took it and killed a low lvl carno. I was the proud owner of a lvl16 Therizinosaur.

Flash forward: I got a journeyman Therizino saddle at lvl35 and immediately whent to craft it.

Flash forward again: I am now an Ark mobile lvl63 player with a giant base and a couple super tames always pushing myself to the limit and I haven’t died since the Therizino taming incident. 😁 I hope you liked the true story. Irony? I have a Therizino that killed me twice.

If you liked this then check the others. I wrote another about my raptor and a few other. I never signed them tho😕

But will now

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My name on ark because I forgot to give myself one.

Up if liked plz

Someone wrote an entire essay lol

Wildcard intended all herbivores to be passive tame. imagine having to crouch with ghillie up to satans chicken itself and feed it berries praying it doesnt notice you. thank god it wasnt implemented

I thought force feeding narco berries would be enough time to get my raptor and come back and then got attacked by a random carno and it woke up and they ganged up on me ;(

Tickle Chicken, Tickle Chicken, 0, 1, 2

Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?

What do I do?

One of these stupid demons entered my base as I fell in an inescapable hole

One up = 1 damage to tickle chicken

Don’t go near this little monster

Trust me. It will kill you

I was pretty knew to the game but I had 3 trikes 3 paramours and three carboneyes but still this thing managed to track down my base and kill everything including me

If I ever say one of these with one of my pets I'm going to scream very loud" Why is this happening to me?"

I have a Therizinosaurus in ARK and one day when I was walking a level 98 Spino came out from the water. I decided to run into the forest (because spinos don’t usually wander into forests). While I’m waiting in the forest I put my therizinosaurus on disable following and go chop some trees. When I return my therizinosaurus has wandered into the ocean where I see it getting murdered by a stupid megalodon. I forget to disable wander😢.

Once I got 300 wood with one swip

How!

Just a story how I knocked a theri unconscious in seconds by ACCIDENT:

So I was just messing around with settings like turning tamed dino level things up very high I was on lost island so I like found an equus rlly fast I jumped on it and out of no where a theri I just used like the second attack with is a buck and I didn’t know it deals less damage but increases torpor so there I stood bleeding equus and knocked out theri by mah feet this was so funny and I named it : accident yeah if yah think this was like comic lol

I tried taming one of these a while ago. I managed to knock it out and started the long process, using tons of citronal and narcotics. I spent most of it hanging out next to it with my raptor, waiting until the taming would finish. However, right as the taming level was in it’s final few percentages, a group of raptors attacked us. I was terrified they would kill the therzino and undo all my work. But then, it suddenly stood up, completely tamed, and tickled all the raptors to death. Very intense experience.

It ruined my life, IT TURNED ME INTO A WALKING MISERY

I hate these things, killed my first stego and every base i make they just have to come wandering over and be an absolute pisshead and start killing everything... i started a new save a while ago to finally try complete the island and got a sarco, a nice base, it was great but noooooo i cant be happy in this game chilling with my lil sarco this guy just comes out of no where and kills him.

This thing killed my pack of 7 level 30 dilophosaurus single handedly, rest in piece booger, snoop dog, ice spice, kardashian, nicki minaj, stinky, and dimwit

I had a level 267 Theri that was black and orange named Koi. I loved Koi and took him practically everywhere to get fiber, wood, meat, berries. Koi was my best tame. One day I was out on Koi killing some things in the redwood to get meat for my baby Thylos at home. A LEVEL 300 MICRORAPTOR hit me off Koi. Koi was on passive flee and ran off a CLIFF. I never found Koi and never got a death message until a few days later when he was killed by a Thyla 😢

Easy tame

You just need Tranq arrows, a bow/crossbow and shoot it from a high rock

Now settle down, get some popcorn and read this true story

I was on my argy trying to find an equus, didn’t find one and went afk. I suddenly saw smt on my screen and ran back and some bugs had killed my black argy named raven! R.I.P Raven. So I ran home (luckily I was close) and saw a theri with the most beautiful colours! It had a white underbelly and blue feather with a wonderful red going down its back! I got on a tall rock and shot him with the train arrows I was gonna use on an equus. It ran into a river and I lost it, I walked home depressed. Lost my argy….lost a potential tame….lost my armour from some bugs. But I saw him again and I chased him with my frog called derpy. I knocked him out in a river and fed him carrots. Took at least 200 bio toxin. I tamed a theri! I can just use my trap to get another argy! Or so you thought………… a sarco swam towards my knocked out tame. I shot him with tranq arrows as that was the only arrows I had. My frog helped but half way through I realised I was shooting my theri. He taming was at 90% as I took out my sword, derpy hit the sarco with the force of a truck. Theri was at 90 hp. One more hit= death. That last tongue smack from derpy killed the sarco and my theri tamed up. I named him iridescent and I LOVE HIM.

Anyway that’s the end of the story

Or so you thought…….

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Just kidding that’s the end! Bai

Once upon a time there was a bob, this bob had just started and was on the island. Having seeing new land, the bob brought his 8 dilo's to war. All the raptors that challenged him were destroyed. then, a certain oversized chicken came and challenged the bob, the bob felt cocky and pursued The chicken. As 2 of the dilo's were defeated, the bob was getting worried, as the last dilo was defeated, the bob fought hard with his bow but was killed in as matter of seconds.

I was pretty dumb when I first started.

almost lost a 265 Tek rex to this guy 🙂 long story short be careful