Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Imagine waking up in the morning and looking outside it’s peaceful then you go take your Rex on a walk but then suddenly you see a chicken with claws...Then it went dark you got a message saying your Rex has died from a therizinosaurus and to this day forward you plot for revenge
Oh do I remember the first time I met one of these nasty tickle chickens. I was wondering with my army of four dilos, an Ark virgin, and noticed some strange bird with a big tail on the other side of the stream. I crossed over, curious as to what this herbivore was as it didn’t look like any dinosaur I recognised at the time, and obviously wasn’t a terror bird. Very quickly did I find out. A flash of his big claws and I learnt my damn lesson, me and my tiny army died and I was mad and annoyed and quickly catching onto the game’s relentless nature. Ever since they have haunted and destroyed EVERY single play through and I’m starting to get a little bit p**sed off to be quite honest. This time, I’ll make him my b**ch