Me and my brother finally got one down and it was 90% tamed be had 30% heal left, I accidentally got too close and my otter killed it, I’m so done

There is no escape from these things

Don't you just love it when your a noob on the server and you see one of these and you think it's passive so you go up and check it out and it guts ya and you run and run and you think you escaped so you turn around and it's right there.

Well My Raptor Die After it awke from uncious..(Never leave your Raptor within it)

I think there is something wrong with my game because I have a plain behind my house and a tickle chicken lives there I got close enough to pet it and it didn’t rape me

Lance that's a herbivore. No look at its claws and teath theres no way. Lance... Its a herbivore. *Feeds it berries and its tamed*... Wtf is life

Survivor 1: I need a dibosaur that can protect my week ones

Suvivor 2: over there's a tberinzinosaur, there pretty strong.

Survivor 1: hold my beer *walks over with bat, dead*

My friend and I once did 4hrs each taming a 150 just for it to attack a wild giga. Word of advice make sure your tames are on passive. RIP Thimmothy

Easy tame, just bring slingshot and narcos.

Me: OOH!!!! I’m gonna tame a Therizinosaurus!

I say and 100 deaths and bio toxins later...

Me: Totally worth it...

Fear the tickleosaurus he will shred you to bits

When you see in it's eyes,your soul is ripped apart and you realize that you are looking at death itself.This is more mysterious then Ark itself.And then you see...this is the end of all things.....

The Fluffy,Cute and EVIL creature that everyone likes.

You can tickle dino butts with this thing... kinda looks like Freddy cruger

While being chased by a Tickle Chicken do not let out a girlish squeal...your friends will not save you from you pending doom.

So... When I was taming this creature I was furiously sweating whilst it was at 85.6% tamed, I also ran out of narcs 5 minutes before there was still like 50 mejos in its back pocket and it woke up and slaughtered me.. There were bits and pieces of me in my base for weeks. The face it made when it killed me will haunt me for the rest of my life.... I need priest..

When trying to tame clip it’s nails or finger whatever those are

Once apon a time when I was but a beach noob, I was scouting the area on my Raptor when I saw one of these guys for the first time. I felt very uneasy, but walked towards it regardless... Regret. Luckily I evenged my Raptor by unleashing my turtle army on the Death Chicken later on!

The ultimate chicken vs the fear chicken (yutiranus) but for real why deos the yutiranus look like a therzy that smoked weed as a teen

wolverine/lady deathstrike on steroids do not I repeat do not f*** with him/her