Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Oh do I remember the first time I met one of these nasty tickle chickens. I was wondering with my army of four dilos, an Ark virgin, and noticed some strange bird with a big tail on the other side of the stream. I crossed over, curious as to what this herbivore was as it didn’t look like any dinosaur I recognised at the time, and obviously wasn’t a terror bird. Very quickly did I find out. A flash of his big claws and I learnt my damn lesson, me and my tiny army died and I was mad and annoyed and quickly catching onto the game’s relentless nature. Ever since they have haunted and destroyed EVERY single play through and I’m starting to get a little bit p**sed off to be quite honest. This time, I’ll make him my b**ch
I had a para once and it saved me from a raptor that did there tackle move but a thera killed it along with to more of my pets so I SWORE FOR VENGEANCE AND NOW I HUNT THERA’S EVEN IF THERE LVL 50 AND IM LVL 14 I KILL ALLL THE THERA’S I SEE I hunt the thera’s and if you don’t know how to counter a thera then just avoid them deformed chickens