Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ever since I found out the hard way that you don't screw with these things... I have found them almost all over the map.
naturally, because I really don't want to risk losing animals to them, I would do what I could to avoid them up until I got three very angry brontos for pets.
finally I decide I wanted to try my hand at aiming one... I'm looking and I'm looking and I'm looking... I'm flying all over the area's I normally see them and not a single one to be found.
After two hours of looking because I really really want one... I finally find one.
I knock it out I start feeding it and waiting for the the thing to fill... I get mere seconds away from successfully taming it..
and a pack of raptors kills it before I can even aim my weapon to kill them
Basically for an easy tame use your tribemate with ascendant riot/flak armour. Run with him and make sure you are ahead of him. As he enters the taming pen, you Bola him and then use him as bait. Make sure he doesn’t have any good weapons as ‘he wasn’t ready’. The tickly PR*CK-LY chicken dodo inbreed will kill him then u kill that bastard and take your friends loot.
Soooo.... these "Tickle chickens" are... well... ANNOYING! there was this one time on my old island world were I was taming an argie. I was chilling and watching my argie but then I saw a pink therie and I got intimidated. So I pecked it and the bloody thing almost killed me and my tame! Thank god that of all things a freaking glitch saves me