Me when I first saw it “oh isn’t that the Dino my son saw on dinosaur train, yeah the one that uses the long claws to spear berries. I should tame it and show it to him.” Me when I see the dangerous area warning “ oh another raptor! Double tame baby!” Me when I get close to see what level it is and it turns on me “oh my god it sliced my raptor in half run!!!!! When I run out of stamina from sprint jumping back to base and turn around to see it behind me “ahh!!! Dinos attack!!!! Me when I respawn and half my base gone and 2 dilos remaining “mother f

You’re only hope is to worship the tickle chicken.

This oversized chicken will destroy your stone trap. Just get on a huge rock and shoot it down. More of a rooster than a chicken if you ask me.

I can kill it by my stego 2 times 😄

I had just tamed a level 13 trike (blood bash) and I was getting thach and out of know where the six clawed demon attacked,I ran on my trike I caught up a killed my trike I was able to kill it with my bow but the a raptor killed me.

The end like to pay respect to blood bash.

Everybody gangsta until this chicken start chasing you

So, this one time, when I was just starting out, I saw one of these and was like, "that looks cool I'm gonna tame it" (I had tranq arrows at that point) big mistake. It chased me until I was out of stamina, and that was quick, I barely upgrade it *Glacia was killed by Therizinosaur lv20* I didnt play Ark for a while after that

This is why you tame galimimus and leveling up speed

These things are assassins if you see one run like the dinosaurs when they saw the meteorites that killed them these things are a piece of cake to tame just make a trap for them :)

He attac

He want to kil

You don’t care

U super chill

Ten minutes after u die

U say to your mom

I wanna cry

You know how they make now sound? Just think what their sound would be?

*Devs add sound*

Me: *spawns in and walks

Me: Hears high pitched demonic screaming...

Ghetto bird

-a poem by Melon.sodaa_

On the ark server there was a disaster. The children ran fast but the ghetto birds ran faster.

Respect them like they wer King Arthur or else you will no the consequences

If you need a cuddle I'm your bird

You don’t know true joy and self confidence until you slump back to your home after beating a therizino in melee combat

Me: Welp, there goes my true joy and self confidence

Theriznosaur: Knock knock

Me: Who’s there?

Theriznosaur: Theriz

Me: Theriz who?

Theriznosaur: *walks in house. Theriz no lock on this door...

I got lucky with mine as soon as i knocked it out it was already fully starved some how. It made for the easiest theri tame ever. Git gud and maybe u can have my skill kid. Jk u guys r all gud P.S. i named her after a famous slash but a female version of the name can u guess which slasher its name was based off of.

It’s a big furry raptor that didn’t cut it’s fingernails

Kills without remorse... but doesnt eat meat... a vegetarian killer? (He eats eggs so it isn’t vegan)

kinda confused on how these things can’t destroy tek and metal walls when they shred through tek and metal armour