So here I am a level 5 scouting for a base location and I see this thing. I was a noob and didn’t know at the time that oh- they attack and oh- his claws are a pain in the ass.
I'm taming on rn, everytime it eats I run
Beware! Legend says that Therizinosaur is the direct ascendant of Saitama, one swipe and your holy spirit leave your body, the earth, the universe. Up if you want to warn new players.
I saw this thing for the firs time and I was like AWW A NEW FRIEND ._.
Me just minding me business walking through the forest.
Therizino: (Which is a herbivore) And I took that personally
Poor big bird turned into a drug addict..😔
Me: AHHH THERES A THERI STUCK IN MY BASE!!!
Game: therinzosaurus lvl 1 killed your gigantosaurus lvl 250
Me: NOT MY GIGA!!
Me: hops onto my wyvern*
Game: you and your wyvern lvl 500 were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me: respawns at base*
Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me: respawns at base again*
Me: respawns at base AGAIN*
Me (rage): ARE YOU JOKING ME!?!?
Therinzosaurus: nope, I’m not joking.
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
The almighty tickle chicken!
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too