Somehow when I was a complete noob at this game I knocked it out easy mode and now when I am better I lose a bunch of tames trying to tame it lol!

Stay clear of this beast please

So one day in ark I started a new sever single player and started to do stuff ONE OF THESE GUYS SPAWNED on the other side of the river and thot he would never ever try to kill me and my thatch humble home.......he did

So one time i was on a hill shooting a t-rex with tranq arrows and it was half way knocked out and out of flipin nowhere a therizinosaurus comes out and got mad at me for no reason and knocks me out of the hill and i freaked out but luckly i survived and the t-rex died because my agrentavis killed it because i was knocking it out.

I found a blue one with red and white and named it russia

Dodo if it was in teenage mutant ninja turtles.

This should be the REAL terror bird

Who ever made this should seriouly get kicked in the balls

Damn dodo ate some element

Words

While I was trying to tame this beautiful beast my Pteranodon came out of nowhere accidentally got hit and did freaking 50 after 50 after 50 damage and I was only trying to Tame him literally a minute and a half later he freaking died of because of my freaking flyer I almost killed my pteranodon because of him.

This is a XK-class which means end of server Dino example

:theri sees the end of server “ Rch nice “ sees delete code dun dun dun run

:code nononono deletes theri after rch nice 👍

Thes thing will give u a jump sacre and make you noke your big speker over and dent your wall.

It’s name literally means Scythe Lizard.

It’s a reaper lizard.

Lizard of death.

Lizard scissor hands.

I just got a fertelized theri egg and after it hatches I am gonna imprint it to max and then slaughter everything and the Dino that killed me the first time.DILOPHOSAUR,here I come.

Me:time to tamey da chicken

Therazino: icon only give you a max of -0.8290 secs

I got a massive chicken and realised that when you ride it then walk around it sounds very similar to a clock....

Run away from tickle chicken. Don’t let tickle chicken catch you

So here I am a level 5 scouting for a base location and I see this thing. I was a noob and didn’t know at the time that oh- they attack and oh- his claws are a pain in the ass.

Rose are red, chickens are scary player hear it but they do to

Theri: hi human

Human: hi

Theri: ok time to kill you stabs*

Human: oww you hit my no no Square dies*