This is like the creepiest SCP that I've ever seen in my entire f****** life... We'll call it the cluckel cluck motherf**k or the Gucci Gucci goo I'll eat you

Me thinking:it eats meat

*me bringing meat*

*me knocking it out*

*me puts meat in*

*theri doesn’t eat meat*

Me: ama hold ur beer

Terror birds: dodos on steroids.

Therezinos: dodos on crack!

(Have you ever seen a theiz TRAP REMIX) have you ever seen a..ever seen a, ever seen a ,ever seen a....have you ever seen a, ever seen a, ever seen a.....have you ever- DOIS,BICO,DOIS DOIS BICO, THEI BICO SEE THEI....have you ever seen a theiz, that,that,that,that,that....DOIS,BICO,DOIS DOIS,BICO-O(triggered music starts) DOIS BICO DOIS DOIS BICO-O DOIS BICO DOIS DOIS......have you ever seen a..a theiz,that,that,that, can do anything (anything anything anything) LIEK FOR ANOTHER (it will be the cupcake song :3)

(This ain't real it's made up) so I was walking through a redwood forest and a theiz that looked like russian flag. (Music intensifies) SOI YAA SII MADAY KII LO SII MADAY

Actual list of how many of my tames have died to a theri:

3 wolves

4 compies

1 pteranodon

7 kaprosuchus

1 phiomia

1 trike

1 Allosaurus

1 scorpion

867 Me s

GET OUTTA MY YARD!!!

Ye I get it Dododex I need more words

I go to him with petrodon,I go to high ground he climb and kill me and my Petrodon.... Wtf

I find he destroy my armor before he kill me hahahah lv 155

Me: ahh life. Beautiful.

Therizinsaurus: *killing innocent dodo

Gosh dang Ole tickle chicken stay away

dodo: my big gangsta cousin will take care of you!

Submit a tip so a tipping button and a few minutes later to the next time i can be a bit of different then it is not the only place to go for it and get the kids and I can go out. Brown brown and brown

I feel like there is copyright from nightmare on elm street but I don’t know where.

-got on ark

-sees this thing trying to attack me

-my para just vibing there

-thinks about taming it

-theri gets killed by other player

-i thank them

He is noob no one will tame this low lev😉😂😂😂

Swipe up = pervert tickle

Swipe down = pervert sniff

Tap = sex

Me just have some big lvl Dino to kill this guy (well he ia sucks) and guess what i die

Aww shit I play on normal mode where dinos up to level 150 spawn and I saw a Very scary thing ................................ ............................... ............................... ............................... level 140 thera while you are down press 👆🏼

When taking a theri, he like Obi-Wan. Get the high ground.