Theros are evil, violets are blue, you are bloody now and your dinos too.
Therizinosaurus
The Therizinosaurus (or "Tickle Chicken") is a swift, clawed herbivore prized for its versatility. Its specialized strikes make it an exceptional resource gatherer, while its strength makes it a powerful combat mount.
Jokes and funny moments about the Therizinosaurus from ARK players.
Passive tame with berries just walk up to it!
He will tickle you go up to him for a hug
Basically take a dodo, scale it up, give it arms and a tail, give it giant claws that will shred things into friggin pieces, make i run on black forces and send it out into the world to "factory reset" people.
OH NO. Oh no, nononono. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Normal players: see a therizinosaurus
Crouches away slowly
Me: sees a therizinosaurus
Goes on top of a nearby tall rock out of reach
Whips out my apprentice bow
Fires waaaay too much
This actually works I’ve massacred many theris like this
My mom( dodo) and my dad (alpha car I) fell in love and had me (therizino) hi I’m Ryan and my life,it’s kinda crazy(up if u know that TikTok lol
It’s a big fluffy dodo
Bruh my dodo killed this guy once lol
*me* walking around in the mountains minding my own business *therizinosaur* runs at me *me oh its peaceful* literally 3 seconds later running at me trying to kill me *me* aaaaaaahhhh
Okay so I tried to take this thing and it took me 65 tranq arrows didn’t knock it out by the way it knocked me of my archi and then my archi killed it so yeah.Also use a trap it well make it much easier and tranq darts and a long neck rifle or any long range gun so helpful.
In the middle of taming and a alpha raptor come over and kills it i then kill the alpha raptor 🥲🥲
Yeah… beach bobs… if you see this danger chicken RUN, your little spears won’t do anything, your dodo army: GONE! Just run and hope you don’t run out of stamina
I was building and apparently the guy just waltsed up against my spikes, my dinos are right next to it, and its right behind my wall waiting. I am terrified, and it’s not killing the damn thing
Bro how tf u kill this mf. He’s been at that one spot for days at this point ima jus move
DO NOT GET CLOSE TO THE MURDER CHICKEN! This dino will kill you, all of your tames, your family, your best friend, and some guy up in Canada. SO DO NOT GET CLOSE TO THIS HOMICIDAL MANIAC OF A DINO!
Also, these things can and will break through everything except metal and…
DO NOT GET CLOSE TO THE MURDER CHICKEN! This dino will kill you, all of your tames, your family, your best friend, and some guy up in Canada. SO DO NOT GET CLOSE TO THIS HOMICIDAL MANIAC OF A DINO!
Also, these things can and will break through everything except metal and tech, and they spawn literally everywhere that is green.
I tamed a therizino at level 46 with hide helmet chitin chest ghile leggings and ascendant hide boots when I tried to tame it before it absolutley destroyed me
These guys eat berries!! Got twins with health mutation and gave them meat... End of the story. (They live on in a graveyard a build for them😅)
if you play minecraft then you probably built a sheep fricker, no need for minecraft anymore because this things fingers can go up you intestines at an alarming rate
This is a camp Cretaceous reference the campers are at the docks they see the oranosaurus daris is like don’t worry there big but pretty much harmless the other ok
1 minute later they are all dead