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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-14T06:05:21+00:00

DO NOT GET CLOSE TO THE MURDER CHICKEN! This dino will kill you, all of your tames, your family, your best friend, and some guy up in Canada. SO DO NOT GET CLOSE TO THIS HOMICIDAL MANIAC OF A DINO!

Also, these things can and will break through everything except metal and tech, and they spawn literally everywhere that is green.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-03-05T04:45:01+00:00

I tamed a therizino at level 46 with hide helmet chitin chest ghile leggings and ascendant hide boots when I tried to tame it before it absolutley destroyed me

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-02-20T22:28:17+00:00

These guys eat berries!! Got twins with health mutation and gave them meat... End of the story. (They live on in a graveyard a build for them😅)

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-02-20T11:46:06+00:00

if you play minecraft then you probably built a sheep fricker, no need for minecraft anymore because this things fingers can go up you intestines at an alarming rate

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-02-11T01:43:30+00:00

This is a camp Cretaceous reference the campers are at the docks they see the oranosaurus daris is like don’t worry there big but pretty much harmless the other ok

1 minute later they are all dead

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-02-09T22:37:41+00:00

Gotta love tickle chickens/ devil chickens

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2022-02-09T10:30:41+00:00

If you found this baby called Therizinosaurus,just call him out on a dinner.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-01T03:08:42+00:00

Fun fact: It’s a giant dodo with long nails

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2022-02-01T03:08:15+00:00

I think it’s mad because we have KCF

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2022-02-01T03:07:30+00:00

If theri a herbivore why theri eat me and my dinos?

IT MUST BE…. CARNIVORE!!!

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2022-01-25T15:54:31+00:00

Edward scissorhands looking-

Don't go near this thing if you value your pride and your mount/life

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2022-01-13T06:16:15+00:00

Me:see danger sign.

Me:see nothing

Also me:sees nothing.gets attacked.

Theri:hi welcome to death.=)

Me:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Theri:kill me

Me:*ragequits*

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2018-08-05T21:58:56+00:00

He killt meine 20 time in the Singleplayer and the Multiplayer

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2018-07-30T11:30:58+00:00

Theros are evil, violets are blue, you are bloody now and your dinos too.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2018-07-07T01:14:20+00:00

Passive tame with berries just walk up to it!

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2021-12-31T21:29:38+00:00

Terror chicken is mean. Terror chicken is cruel. Terror chicken will kill u and destroy all ur tools

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-12-29T21:08:37+00:00

Well my two parasurs 3 dilos 2dodos 1raptor 2 moschops

killed this dino in a minute like how maybey becuz i level there male damage more than health or weight😀

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2021-12-28T04:11:17+00:00

All hail the Tickle Chicken!! But for reals love it its pretty good for fiber

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2021-12-24T23:50:21+00:00

this mf killed my level 114 unicorn. R.I.P Cheese

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2021-12-24T01:08:07+00:00

Me and my friend were at base then that thing shows up my friend gets on his dire bear and tells me to kill it so I do on a lvl 76 pterodactyl! I KILLED it the tickle chicken was defeated lol