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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Back in my first series, I tamed 2 high level theris and this raptor pounces on me and before my 10 Rex’s, sarcos and whatever the hell I had back then, they both slap the raptor so hard, it died, flew back and hit a rock, I actually said, I like ya cut g and the theris are thinking “ bro, you got the whole gang laughing “, so I eventually went through its inventory and found a pistol and I’m like, “ why would I need a gator gun when I’ve got a spino fam? “ anyway, I move my base and my theris keep getting stuck in trees, the one thing they can cut down, I deleted the game afterwards because hungry shark had a discount on sharkjira and my second series bit me in the butt so I deleted ark again and now I’ve made myself a promise, I won’t delete this game until I’ve tamed 2 gigas and become the king and then I thought I would need to do a lot of things I haven’t done in ark so I’m getting down that list faster than an allo pack taking on a stego
I tamed one when i was at lvl 37 and i didnt know it's torpor goes down so fast, i only had like 70 narcotics and mejoberries for taming it and i spent like maybe 30mins gathering narcoberries circling around my base with my parasaur back and forth. That sh*t was a pain in the ass but it's worth it, gave me memories to this game