if a dodo forgot to cut its nails
Therizinosaurus
The Therizinosaurus (or "Tickle Chicken") is a swift, clawed herbivore prized for its versatility. Its specialized strikes make it an exceptional resource gatherer, while its strength makes it a powerful combat mount.
Jokes and funny moments about the Therizinosaurus from ARK players.
How can a rex not break stone but this thing can!?
Theri: hello sir
Me: oh hell no
Me :*runs*
Theri: y did he run ?
This is the tickle chicken song. Tickle chicken tickle chicken you have such big claws
big shreddy pointy biggest of them all
It might seem that he has gentle eyes
but if you see him you will truly die
he will poke cut and slash
yes he will poke you on…
This is the tickle chicken song. Tickle chicken tickle chicken you have such big claws
big shreddy pointy biggest of them all
It might seem that he has gentle eyes
but if you see him you will truly die
he will poke cut and slash
yes he will poke you on your.....errrr rear
which does not provide a cheer
he kills more noobs each year
He is always near
Oh yes you need to hear
Tickle chicken tickle chicken you have such big claws
Tickle chicken tickle chicken you will kill us aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll. Hope you liked it I worked really hard on it up for more songs -DARKSTAR
this monstrosity is the sole reason why i spawned in the north region instead of the south
oh and titanomyrmas too
Do not mind this thing being inescapable
It looks like a monster in a horror movie!
And from my encounters with it…
It is
Grgh. Ghuuuummmbbb. GRACKKK?
Mating calls pt 5. pt 4 is Rex
There is one near my house and for some reason it dossent agro at me. But I am too scared to kill it.
I need some therizapy...
-Therizi-no thank you
Passive tame. Just give him some mejo berries
I was on the beach when I was a noob and saw a glitched out Tickle chicken at the time I thought it was a glitched out dodo so I went up to it... it was not a glitched out dodo
Just let him tickle you, that’s all he wants, he knows your TickleLish
This bird is like Freddy Krueger in more than one way it’s claws, it’s face colour and it will never get out of my nightmares.
A dodo on staroids
Its basically the Freddy Krueger of Ark.
So me and my friend are riding our Pachy and Tek raptor in the mountain forest. And we see these tickle birds and we be like ooo what the fu are these then those finger bois shot our booties to the moon and harassed out mounts
At first look u think "That things so cute and....its attacking all the other dinos...oh." Player killed by Therizinosaurus
It's just a obeast dodo with anger issues
Why does this thing have a beard... and tickle you to death? Two things that make another.