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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ah, yes. The thery, asshat of all Dino’s. When I first saw this guy I was playing on rag with my comrades. We were still in the “riding trikes to battle” stage, so as you can imagine, we didn’t stand an F-ing chance. Me being me, I thought it looked cool and jumped of my trike billy to see if it was a passive tame. This was my first mistake of the day. Is I approached it, it yelled and charged my ass. Me being the coward that I am, most of my points were in speed. I was able to make it back to my trike before it could kill me fortunately. Of course, me also being stupid, I thought I could take what, I would soon discover, was a lvl 120 Thery with two low level trikes and some puny humans. That was my second mistake. My third was not retreating after it took out a massive chunk out of my trikes health with one hit. After killing me and my trike, who didn’t even have a name, my tribe mate ran. At first I was proud of him for acknowledging he could not take it on, until he led it home...
I acidently got in its agro range and it followed me to a ocean and my frickin raptor got killed by group of mantis and I took my itchy and thought to kill it but it killed me and out of no where my trike was in the ocean I don't how it got there but then I got a 10x balm so I thought of taking it and I first died and then i knocked it out and now it is my strongest creature and im a little a low to get its saddle and I swear I will kill anything that kills that thing cuz I'm low on wood and fiber