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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ah, yes. The thery, asshat of all Dino’s. When I first saw this guy I was playing on rag with my comrades. We were still in the “riding trikes to battle” stage, so as you can imagine, we didn’t stand an F-ing chance. Me being me, I thought it looked cool and jumped of my trike billy to see if it was a passive tame. This was my first mistake of the day. Is I approached it, it yelled and charged my ass. Me being the coward that I am, most of my points were in speed. I was able to make it back to my trike before it could kill me fortunately. Of course, me also being stupid, I thought I could take what, I would soon discover, was a lvl 120 Thery with two low level trikes and some puny humans. That was my second mistake. My third was not retreating after it took out a massive chunk out of my trikes health with one hit. After killing me and my trike, who didn’t even have a name, my tribe mate ran. At first I was proud of him for acknowledging he could not take it on, until he led it home...
I acidently got in its agro range and it followed me to a ocean and my frickin raptor got killed by group of mantis and I took my itchy and thought to kill it but it killed me and out of no where my trike was in the ocean I don't how it got there but then I got a 10x balm so I thought of taking it and I first died and then i knocked it out and now it is my strongest creature and im a little a low to get its saddle and I swear I will kill anything that kills that thing cuz I'm low on wood and fiber
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your hideous past has come back to bite you,
When it starts to main,
And you feel horrible pain,
There is no escape,
So fast forward the tape,
You run faster then a race kart,
But with the living you must part,
Stronger then the raptor’s chorus,
ITS THERIZINOSAURUS!
(Screeching noises)
-Eighthop