Me: Hey, lvl 150 theri that I randomly found in my base, have you seen all my passive tames?

Theri: perhaps

The terror bird did steroids and got his nails done

And I’m wondering were my Dinos went! I’m just in a bush watching my poor Dinos getting clobbered, then they all die and I’m un noticed three feet away!

SHUT UP WITH “BolA Ur TrIbe MaTe aNd rUN” THAT STILL BRINGS YOU NO HOPE WITH THIS DEMON

So I ended up taming one, and an alpha raptor who would usually come over for "house rent" attacked my base, my tickle chicken then grabbed it and walked into the forest and came back out with meat, hide, and an alpha raptor hat.

Lesson: DON'T F*CK WITH THE TICKLE CHICKEN!

When cluck was 99.9% tamed, he woke up and killed me and my friend. I started again. Regardless that cluck killed me, I travel with her to this day.

Me: AHHH THERES A THERI STUCK IN MY BASE!!!

Game: therinzosaurus lvl 1 killed your gigantosaurus lvl 250

Me: NOT MY GIGA!!

Me: hops onto my wyvern*

Game: you and your wyvern lvl 500 were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus

Me: respawns at base*

Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus

Me: respawns at base again*

Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus

Me: seriously?

Me: respawns at base AGAIN*

Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus

Me (rage): ARE YOU JOKING ME!?!?

Therinzosaurus: nope, I’m not joking.

Therinzosaurus: tee-hee!

Me: seriously?

"WOAH, IT'S A GIANT CHICKEN WITH CLAWS, LET'S TAME IT" The last words of any new player

Step 1: find one of these things in the dead of night.

Step 2: run

Breaking news the almighty tickle chicken has escaped the matrix he will tickle your family to death OH SH*T ITS IN MY CLOSET

THIS my friends…

Is a Dino Chicken Nugget on steroids.

Nothing beats a jettwo holiday! Right now, you can save £50 per person! That's £200 off for a family of 4!

-Me explaining the benefits of touching a Theri to my noob friend

Poor big bird turned into a drug addict..😔

This is Therizinozaurus (i dont have emoji:() AFTER evry two likes he kills one noob on the beach. How many noobs will kill Therizino?

I hate these things, this is pretty much the only thing that kills me. It's like they have it out for me.

It’s favorite food is narcotics... make sure to bring 200

It's basically a freight train with feathers and claws.

I tamed one!!!!! (nearly died):(

Just to say, the glitch that happens isn’t actually a glitch. Your dinosaurs don’t fall through the map, it just blends them so fast that they can’t fight back. The bodies then do a rag doll and are launched into space

Most people call it a Therizno

I call it a Thereisnohope.