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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2021-10-11T23:37:30+00:00

I am using a very good bow 320 dance I got on a rock and I knock a lvl 30 and I used the 10x balm from a quest and BOOM a murder chicken is tamed only took 10 minutes 👍 then it died from a raptor

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2021-09-15T17:40:48+00:00

Why does this thing eat berries but always kills me when I'm 80 feet from it.

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2020-08-18T23:33:13+00:00

I friking hate the over sized chicken

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2020-07-29T18:02:38+00:00

Yeet Yeet he will cut off your feet

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-16T20:12:46+00:00

"um sir that's a little too close to my base" - player

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2019-06-30T16:22:57+00:00

When a dodo gets obeast on big macs

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2024-02-12T21:07:42+00:00

The fluffy Giga that want tickles

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-10-03T13:00:00+00:00

Whenever I tame my tickle chicken I always name it Karen

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2021-08-30T10:43:11+00:00

Antisocial doesn’t like hugs if you try to hug it run

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-16T15:18:37+00:00

Yo I’m taming a theriz there’s anytips?

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2021-07-08T06:02:48+00:00

First time I seen it I killed a dodo and I thought it was the momma coming for revenge 😂my poor dilo didnt last a minute😔

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2021-07-05T19:40:37+00:00

So my sister and I were playing on an ark server, and we were doing well, the base was good, we had a few tamed, and there was a theri near the lake at the base.

My baby Ark brain went, “A GIANT FLUFFY CHICKEN!!” So I ran ogee to it…

My sister had warned me to stay away from there cuz of Sarcos and Capros…

…I hugged the Theri… I got killed…

Then when I respawned *BAM!* A FREAKING TITAN!! ARGH!

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-13T18:42:30+00:00

LEARN HOW TO CLIP YOUR NAILS DINO GEEZ!

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-26T07:45:25+00:00

I hear a scream on my front door I saw this thing it was lvl 120 luckily I have an spino lvl 240 I killed it

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2020-03-27T09:09:56+00:00

Prostate examination

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-27T03:47:46+00:00

Step 1: tame raptor and bronto

Step 2: equip raptor with saddle

Step 3: find therizino

Step 4: ride your raptor up to it and hit it

Step 5: run back to your base where your pet bronto is

Step 6: laugh as your bronto steps on the therizinos face

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2025-03-30T21:38:20+00:00

This absoloute of a devil only attacks me if i am alone with no dino also this dumb tickle chicken might find your family and some guy down the streets but anyways tip: just make a trap you find in youtube and knock it out otherwise it will just doggy style you

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2024-01-06T19:06:00+00:00

The most violent herbivore I’ve ever been killed by and have killed.

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2023-12-11T19:33:03+00:00

I just typed "tickle" and it immediately popped up😂

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2022-09-26T02:27:59+00:00

some random rexes:comes to me me: comes with 3 theriz the rexes: oh f*** it’s the all mighty tickle chickens! also me: comes to them and irl is like why are u running? Rexes: oh sh** he does not give a crap about us