What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Don’t plead for mercy don’t even run if it is too close you better f en run
I can kill it with club yes i am a beach bob with a club i can kill it with my acsendant club
I am using a very good bow 320 dance I got on a rock and I knock a lvl 30 and I used the 10x balm from a quest and BOOM a murder chicken is tamed only took 10 minutes 👍 then it died from a raptor
I friking hate the over sized chicken
Yeet Yeet he will cut off your feet
"um sir that's a little too close to my base" - player
Therezino me aguarde quando eu tiver 7milhões de spino 5 milhões de trex e o seu filhote tu vai sentir a verdadeira dor
If gigaraptor and sabertooth had a child. A helpfull tip may include a few more words.
Nothing like building a base, breathing in a breath of fresh air, only to see 2 tickle chickens bounding your way.
They live up to their names as being a Tickle Chicken.
My freind: WHAT IS THAT
Me: that is a tickle chicken. Go pet it :3
My friend: HERE TICKLE CHICKEN
n00b lvl 1 was killed by lvl 13 tickle chicken
Fun fact if you have 300+ theri you can kill all cretures if you level up melee and health
When an artist from austria looks down at a male and sees its missing the tip. "iaght time to get into politics in germany".
Why does this thing eat berries but always kills me when I'm 80 feet from it.
Antisocial doesn’t like hugs if you try to hug it run
Yo I’m taming a theriz there’s anytips?
LEARN HOW TO CLIP YOUR NAILS DINO GEEZ!
I hear a scream on my front door I saw this thing it was lvl 120 luckily I have an spino lvl 240 I killed it
Prostate examination
Step 1: tame raptor and bronto
Step 2: equip raptor with saddle
Step 3: find therizino
Step 4: ride your raptor up to it and hit it
Step 5: run back to your base where your pet bronto is
Step 6: laugh as your bronto steps on the therizinos face