Yeetus Cleetus ur life is Deleteus

I saw it first on mobile, and I just thought it needed fingernail trimmers... XD

“In Soviet Russia.....huge dodos attack you.”

This is verryy verry dangersss do go close other wish it will kill your whole family with you bed ❤️ 🛏️

They are called tickle chickens

Me and brother tried taming one….

It didn’t work…

My parasuar died and his raptor died…Our pegostax survied somehow…

We thought he ate meat…

We restored to forcetame,..

WE CALLED IT ‘tickle death chicken’.

-Dog

Me *stands near one*

The thery *looks at me for one second*

Duuuumb wayys to dieeeee

So many dumb ways to dieeeeee

Bet its pretty dam hard for him to text his friends

I was new I think it is freindly then I was running I was to slow so he hit me then he hit the bronto also then bronto killed him and me also

This thing is the best dinosaur, just because its saddle is unlocked at level 69.

Nice.

It also probably kills megaloceros.

And deer that are from Jurassic world dominion…

“lemme just grab a bit of fiber rq”

-me seconds before tickling the hell out of everything that gives fiber

This dude Don't care if you're minding your own business, if you got near him he'll take it personally and slash you to death,

I was chillin I see big bird i wanted to pet it but it didn’t like me petting it let’s say he scratched me

Carnivores kill because they need to eat. This thing kills because it can.

I'll claw u bit by bit und shred one inch of hide per claw

MY TREX WAS KILLED WHEN I WAS OFFLINE

BY TWO THARAJENASOURS! LVL-10,13

WHY DO I FIND THESE GUYS ADORABLE AND MY FAVORITE also try building a trap out of stone if you wanna tame one of these guys. Feed it megalosaurus kibble, vetcaballs (sorry my spelling is trash) or mejo berries! Or other berries but that wont do much.

Theri's claws are as long as samari swords yet they only eat veg

P.s this is my final tip

RIP I's Aquatics

The joke is that, I didnt have to wait until lvl 69 for saddle I already had a blueprint from a gift lol