Dodos are dead

Your tames are screwed

If you find one, sprint fast than your tribemate dude

Doesn’t sacrificing your friend give you deja vu?

if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

They told me it would be easy to tame....

The almighty tickle chicken!

Me: Hey, lvl 150 theri that I randomly found in my base, have you seen all my passive tames?

Theri: perhaps

If the vegan teacher came to ark

It’s literally a vegan Rex

Even after taming it I still feel intimidated while looking at the giant murder chicken

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too