My first day in ark after I made my base I saw one by my base and I knew what it was but I didn’t know they were aggressive in ark you can probably guess what happened after that

I want to sing you a tune I’m the one that ruined your tame I am always there to annoy you

This is what Dodos imagine the players to be

When you finally knock out a high level one and realize you forgot your narcotics at home

*this happened to me right now*

The 3 things to do when you run into this thing is 1 stay clear of it 2 run away fast and 3 if max level bring level 999 giga

Me: * sees it as a new player * oooh it looks passive! It's so strong. I should hang out with it to protect me!

Theri: Haha. I'll give you 5 seconds.

Ther is no saurus. So, what’s with the Dino?

Therizinosaurus can harvest meat which is pretty funny

Suggestion:allow therizino to kill herbivores around because they compete for plants lol

He protecc

He attak

But most importantly.. HE CRaCks YOuR BaCC

One time I saw this dude ( the tickle chicken) across a river waiting for me....waiting

My dinos devour anything that come near my base. Bozo thought he was an exception

There is no escape from one of these....

Im playing solo because every server is a lagfest. I had 2 moschops named ‘mr moss’ and ‘heavy boi’ cuz early game they are gr8, i find a good spot! Nice open place that nothing can sneak up on me... boy was I wrong, i saw a raptor and thought “wow! I should totally tame th-“ SLAPPED TO DEATH IN COLD BLOOD BY THIS DAMN MURDER CHICKEN! Both of my moschops miraculously survived but they quite literally vanished into thin air. They got slapped out of existence. #justiceformoschops

How to Tame a Therizino

1:you don't

2:you read lots of Tips

3:you don’t die THATS LIKE LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE 🙄

It’s not impossible if you’re a pro 😑 not like me

4:BUUUUUUUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING don’t listen to me

This thing looks like that girl in school who had the acrylic nails

There I was, as primitive as one can be. I was hungry so I went on a gathering spree. I was on a role with them berries until a saw a big chicken. I'm like hmm it must be friendly since it looks like a chicken and proxy was berries and stuff. I got close to it just like you'd get close to a bronto to stare at its greatness. Well let's just say, it starts charging at me!! My primitive self with a stone pickaxe, stone hatchet and a belly full of berries, runs for dear life. Thinking I'm swift and must've gotten away from it, I turn around and get chicken clawed across the face. WASTED! Let's just say I stay away from big chicken. ⏫️ if you liked my terrifying story!

Blood is red

Water is blue

This will kill you

And so dont go close

To the giant claws it holds

As terror birds will kill you

Just like him

So run for your life

As it chases for you

Sacrifice your dinos

If you want to survive

Well that wasnt true

So is lies

This guy wants personal space

Just like you

So why do we judge

When it has a reason

Herbivore or Omnivore

But spino is carnoivore

Just like it

Spino likes space

Are you sad?

Are you mad?

That your dinos died?

Well that is fair.

Fate decides when he wants

You may die

And so will me

Everyone tries to run.

But i think he kills either way

Now i see it

So close

And nowhere to go

Sadly its all gone

This big dodo will kill you

And all your dinos.

Me spawn in a Easy zone

Therazino:Hi

Me:f###

When I first started out I went to close to give it a hug but it slashed me to pieces

This is verryy verry dangersss do go close other wish it will kill your whole family with you bed ❤️ 🛏️