
What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So, I was on a road trip and I was playing ark mobile to cure my boredom, and I had one of these guys tamed, I was taming a beaver, and it was 98% tamed I was rushing all over the place killing raptors and carnos and sarcos with my theri to protect my beaver. I had killed every enemy in the area and came back to my beaver, I got off my theri and it KILLED my beaver, my theri was bugged it just kept swinging it’s claws everywhere, I’d get on it and it’d behave I get off it and it’s pre-domestic instincts kick in, to KILL. Moral of the story don’t trust ANY theris. I’m to lazy to fix any typos
Heres how to tame a tickle your butt! (Ticklechicken AKA therizino)
1. Find a tickler
2. Tranq the tickler
3. RUN FOR YOUR FREAKING LIFE
4. If you have one, Lure into trap
5. Narcotics cuz it dont sleep that much like me
6. Exceptional Kibble or Mejos
7. There is your theri!
PS. I never tamed a theri i only get killed by it i just know how to tame 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
While I was taming one, I went back to my base to get some more narcotics and when I got back it just disappeared. This was in a relatively safe spot, so I had no idea if it just woke up, died, or just disappeared. I even looked around the area and it was no where to be found. Unfortunately all my crops were on it so I lost like 1000 carrots.