Me: My neighbor has a chicken
Friend: can we see?
Me: YEA...
U know wut happens next...
Terror Bird
Jokes and funny moments about the Terror Bird from ARK players.
How the hell!! It can fit thru normal doorframe but not DOUBLE!!! What 🤣
First time I saw these guys I thought to my self "since when were dodos so big?" and after that I learned that the hard way. Tip of the decade: if you don't have atleast a dino that damages 1-2K per hit. Your either cooked or cooked
I kill five dodo never see it, then I kill another a couple of days later and I die.
Noob: Is it me or does it look a little cute? *gets torn to pieces after*
I jumped off the bridge at the canyon on the Ragnarok Map with my max level terror bird on my friends account, he didn't know they could glide. So he jumped off with his max level Raptor when I did this to see me gliding. Long story short, he got pissed and named my Terror…
I jumped off the bridge at the canyon on the Ragnarok Map with my max level terror bird on my friends account, he didn't know they could glide. So he jumped off with his max level Raptor when I did this to see me gliding. Long story short, he got pissed and named my Terror Bird Floaty Bird after cussing me out and falling into waters loaded with Spinos.
My lvl 33 dilo and my lvl5 raptor killed a pack in 1min
The evolution of the dodo
1:the dodo
2:this very annoying prick
3:the yutra
And finally the dodo rex
Evolution:
dodo
Terror bird
Tickle chicken. (Terror bird)
BUT THEN!
Dodorex
Dodowyvern.
If u tame this dodo prepare urself for the worst
Me: sees big dodo
My Health: Adios
dodo, terror bird, terizino... they all lead up to the dodorex. be warned!
me:Oh well I never a good sized stupid dodo in the redwoods
Terror Bird: what did U just call my son!
Chat: noobydooby was killed by level 360 terror bird
My friend: what’s that sound
Me: nothing (lie) now go into the next room ( terror bird set to agro in it)
After he died he killed me and took all my stuff
Dodo:I am the smallest bird.
Terrorbird:I am just you but stronger brother.
Dodo:I can kill any dino when i am in c40
Terrorbird is just a bigger dodo
Not the only one who named it yoshi....?
Terrific bird!
A few more words
I love how a lot of the dinos have like fancy names like CaRbOnYmEs or cArNoSaUrUs and then there's "death worm" and "terror bird"
Terror birds are the bois that ruin your change to tame a ape
I tried taming ape and the FREAKING BIRBS MADE ME HAVE TO RESTART THE TAMIMG PROGRESS won up = more change of taming ape
Congratulations your dodo evolved into a legit murder bird