Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the terror bird? Funny terror bird jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2024-02-10T11:05:09+00:00

Dodo:I am the smallest bird.

Terrorbird:I am just you but stronger brother.

Dodo:I can kill any dino when i am in c40

Terrorbird is just a bigger dodo

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2023-07-28T14:33:45+00:00

If u tame this dodo prepare urself for the worst

score 12 · Answer 3 · 2018-10-18T22:38:08+00:00

I jumped off the bridge at the canyon on the Ragnarok Map with my max level terror bird on my friends account, he didn't know they could glide. So he jumped off with his max level Raptor when I did this to see me gliding. Long story short, he got pissed and named my Terror Bird Floaty Bird after cussing me out and falling into waters loaded with Spinos.

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2024-08-21T22:15:29+00:00

Dodo scale 20x

More words

Even more words

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2022-04-20T11:36:37+00:00

Me: sees big dodo

My Health: Adios

score 10 · Answer 6 · 2019-11-02T05:06:24+00:00

The evolution of the dodo

1:the dodo

2:this very annoying prick

3:the yutra

And finally the dodo rex

score 7 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-21T19:27:18+00:00

me:Oh well I never a good sized stupid dodo in the redwoods

Terror Bird: what did U just call my son!

Chat: noobydooby was killed by level 360 terror bird

score 11 · Answer 8 · 2018-11-06T19:09:17+00:00

dodo, terror bird, terizino... they all lead up to the dodorex. be warned!

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2023-11-13T17:52:50+00:00

Me: I’m going to use the initials T.B for terror bird!

Tennis ball from bfdi: *spawns in front of me* you can’t use my initials 😡

Me:AAAA-

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2023-03-15T23:51:52+00:00

Good once tamed, but murderers to unexpected survivors

score 8 · Answer 11 · 2020-08-06T19:54:14+00:00

Not the only one who named it yoshi....?

score 9 · Answer 12 · 2020-01-18T07:24:17+00:00

My friend: what’s that sound

Me: nothing (lie) now go into the next room ( terror bird set to agro in it)

After he died he killed me and took all my stuff

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2022-06-27T15:20:05+00:00

Scientist: let’s add a new animal,make it 10 times the size of a dodo, make it look nearly the same, make it annoying for level 1 to 20 players, make it rideable, make agro on you

score 7 · Answer 14 · 2021-02-25T22:43:40+00:00

Congratulations your dodo evolved into a legit murder bird

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2021-01-12T04:36:58+00:00

One is instant death

Two is a nightmare

Three is satan

Four is hell’s punishment

Five is the end of the world

score 7 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-08T23:04:58+00:00

They can fly so far if you pump speed into them.

Dodo

score 7 · Answer 17 · 2020-10-31T17:30:02+00:00

EXISTS IN THE DESERT DOME IN EXTINCTION. NOTIFY THE DEX

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2025-09-12T22:02:15+00:00

No primeiro dia que vi um terror bird no ark, tive de ficar meses sem jogar ark para tentar esquecer TODOS OS ITENS QUE PERDI POR CAUSA DESTE PASSARO LAZARENTO.

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-12T15:47:43+00:00

Up if you hate those things, especially on scorched earth

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2025-09-05T16:15:03+00:00

They travel in packs

Me: oh ok but there like compys right?

Me when I find one: proceeds to run.

Also, these guys are mainly found in the redwoods, which is notoriously dangerous