Please tell me I'm not the only one who has thought about taming one, painting it green, painting the saddle red and naming it yoshi

Me: hmmm I need some food....

Random dodo: hi Mr OMRascended Ive seen you in multiple fps gam-

Me:*stabs him with spear*

10 IN GAME DAYS LATER

Me:*wanders around redwoods on the island*

Terror bird:SNEEK ATTACK HELLO DO U REMEMBERZ MEEEE??!!

Me:AHH TERRORFING BIRB

Terror bird:IM THE DODO YOU MURDERED ON THE BEACH ANYWAYS TIME TO DI-

Me:*bolas him then shoots him with rifle*

Terror bird in after life:GIMME ONE LAST CHANCE OVERSEER PLZ

Overseer:fine fail again and you get sent to the surface of aberration

Terror bird:*goes back to the island this time as godzillark*

Me:oh hi gojira *tranqs him with super tranq mod*

Godzillark:*wakes up in my base and with a saddle on him* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Btw I plan to make a part two keep watching the "newest" category if you wanna see it when I submit it.

And here you can see what happens when dodos evolve

They know all the dodos you killed! Trust me.......... THEY KNOW!!!

Terror bird: I died to everyone’s biggest fears.. A JOB!!!!’

Everyone else: AHHHHHH—

It's petty much a brutal Yoshi if you paint it accordingly

4000 Likes and I’ll fight one with a dodo

I had one of these murdered his name was Dave the taxi bloke I was looking for a thyacleo aka killer Garfield I was gliding around and YEEEt comes a cat and murders my precious Dave I did tame the cat and put it in a cage for killing Dave one up = one R.I.P

At this point in evolution, we just gave up with all the confusing names and just called it "Terror Bird"

Is it just me or do they look really funny when they run towards you

It’s just me isn’t it 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪