For some reason, I’m not sure if the name Terror Bird does justice to the horror these things strike into my heart even while I’m riding a lvl 37 Rex.
Terror Bird
Jokes and funny moments about the Terror Bird from ARK players.
Looks terrifying but it’s really just an oversized dodo with the mentality of a raptor
You know why they always gang up on you and your argy when you're flying? well, they do that because they're jealous that they look like your argy but can't fly, aren't as strong, and have wing stubz.
Your dodo is evolving! Words words words
It’s not a Terror Bird- it’s a giant yoshi dodo that lives in the woods
Me: Ima go live in the redwoods
Terror birds: aw hell nah
These guys are basically a bigger compy. Will attack anything and most likely die.
Hate these god damn things. I was flying my pteradon above a redwood forest and I landed to get its stamina back but I accidentally got of it and got swarmed by terror bird. I found my pteradon but they hit it and it flew away. I saw it land again but the terror birds killed me…
Hate these god damn things. I was flying my pteradon above a redwood forest and I landed to get its stamina back but I accidentally got of it and got swarmed by terror bird. I found my pteradon but they hit it and it flew away. I saw it land again but the terror birds killed me and it before I could get to him.
Bob: “Aw, hey little guy you seem cute? What harm can you do?”
Terror Bird: “CuTe Am I bOb? HaHa! YoU wIlL fInD tHiS cUtE tHeN, bOb!”
Terror bird: pecks Bob to death.
Bob: Cries.
I once saw a
Dodo but it was this actually
Wild card took this from Jurassic world the game seriously I am not lieing dude
Once a dodo and a rex met, the dodo didnt kill the rex because it was rather friendly. Then the got married! And some of their children were dodos, terror birds, dodorexes or dodowyverns. Then they all killed all the things in their way. And then they became halloween champs.…
Once a dodo and a rex met, the dodo didnt kill the rex because it was rather friendly. Then the got married! And some of their children were dodos, terror birds, dodorexes or dodowyverns. Then they all killed all the things in their way. And then they became halloween champs. Thats why youre seeing skeleton dinos around.
I was planning to paint it green and call it duolingo
Dodo with thicc necc and looong fooot
Fun fact terror birds me: NEEEEEEEEEERD
Dodos don’t like being called stupid, or they will attack you.
Me : Make them come….. plez devs….. takes hours…..
Devs : no
Me : plez
Fans : GIVE IT A CHANCE
Me once added : The terror bird is cute
Girls : who gave the chicken radioactive waste
"Tamable" dude who tf r going to tame these asholes huh?
There is the reason behind there name to redwood beach bobs..TERROR BIRD…IT TERRORS BEACH BOBS
But you can use this, floatation device, a a, gonna see me floating, they be hatin, put both feet, ah ah, if you put both feet we'll give you a big bag of raw prime meat, raw prime meat??!, damn it man, raw prime?, premium from bronto, now i have to consiplate, i have to…
But you can use this, floatation device, a a, gonna see me floating, they be hatin, put both feet, ah ah, if you put both feet we'll give you a big bag of raw prime meat, raw prime meat??!, damn it man, raw prime?, premium from bronto, now i have to consiplate, i have to consider, nah nah im aquaphobic