Please tell me I'm not the only one who has thought about taming one, painting it green, painting the saddle red and naming it yoshi

First time I saw these guys I thought to my self "since when were dodos so big?" and after that I learned that the hard way. Tip of the decade: if you don't have atleast a dino that damages 1-2K per hit. Your either cooked or cooked

Dodos got tired of being pushed and kicked around. When they got the chance to evolve, they turned into a revenge seeking monster

And here you can see what happens when dodos evolve

They know all the dodos you killed! Trust me.......... THEY KNOW!!!

I once saw one of these kill a dodo and the only thing that came into my mind was friendly fire

It's petty much a brutal Yoshi if you paint it accordingly

I had one of these murdered his name was Dave the taxi bloke I was looking for a thyacleo aka killer Garfield I was gliding around and YEEEt comes a cat and murders my precious Dave I did tame the cat and put it in a cage for killing Dave one up = one R.I.P

Roses are red

Walls are plaster

The players are fast

But Big Bird is faster

Mean Creatures. I saw a pack of 6 which ate me and my Carno for lunch. Rip Doghead