Please tell me I'm not the only one who has thought about taming one, painting it green, painting the saddle red and naming it yoshi

And here you can see what happens when dodos evolve

Terror bird: I died to everyone’s biggest fears.. A JOB!!!!’

Everyone else: AHHHHHH—

They know all the dodos you killed! Trust me.......... THEY KNOW!!!

It's petty much a brutal Yoshi if you paint it accordingly

Me: Mommy help me-

TB: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

4000 Likes and I’ll fight one with a dodo

Is it just me or do they look really funny when they run towards you

It’s just me isn’t it 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

I had one of these murdered his name was Dave the taxi bloke I was looking for a thyacleo aka killer Garfield I was gliding around and YEEEt comes a cat and murders my precious Dave I did tame the cat and put it in a cage for killing Dave one up = one R.I.P

At this point in evolution, we just gave up with all the confusing names and just called it "Terror Bird"