NOOB MISTAKES Caleb: hey jake look at that dodo Jake: ummmm is that a…
NOOB MISTAKES
Caleb: hey jake look at that dodo
Jake: ummmm is that a dodo?
Caleb: of course it’s a dodo
Jake maybe we should go back to beach. We can find some dodos there
Caleb no. I can’t find any
Jake that’s cause you ran from a raptor and didn’t have time to look for a dodo
Caleb uhhh no I didn’t. JUST KILL THE DO-
Caleb’s game your tribemate Jake was killed by a terror bird
Caleb aaaaaaaah run!
Let’s just say he somehow survived
More Terror Bird Funny Tips
Me: hmmm I need some food....
Random dodo: hi Mr OMRascended Ive seen you in multiple fps gam-
Me:*stabs him with spear*
10 IN GAME DAYS LATER
Me:*wanders around redwoods on the island*
Terror bird:SNEEK ATTACK HELLO DO U REMEMBERZ MEEEE??!!
Me:AHH TERRORFING BIRB
Terror bird:IM THE DODO YOU MURDERED ON THE BEACH ANYWAYS TIME TO DI-
Me:*bolas him then shoots him with rifle*
Terror bird in after life:GIMME ONE LAST CHANCE OVERSEER PLZ
Overseer:fine fail again and you get sent to the surface of aberration
Terror bird:*goes back to the island this time as godzillark*
Me:oh hi gojira *tranqs him with super tranq mod*
Godzillark:*wakes up in my base and with a saddle on him* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Btw I plan to make a part two keep watching the "newest" category if you wanna see it when I submit it.