NOOB MISTAKES

Caleb: hey jake look at that dodo

Jake: ummmm is that a dodo?

Caleb: of course it’s a dodo

Jake maybe we should go back to beach. We can find some dodos there

Caleb no. I can’t find any

Jake that’s cause you ran from a raptor and didn’t have time to look for a dodo

Caleb uhhh no I didn’t. JUST KILL THE DO-

Caleb’s game your tribemate Jake was killed by a terror bird

Caleb aaaaaaaah run!

Let’s just say he somehow survived

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has thought about taming one, painting it green, painting the saddle red and naming it yoshi

One dodo kill one hunt of you or your creatures

A noobs worst redwoods nightmare

And here you can see what happens when dodos evolve

They know all the dodos you killed! Trust me.......... THEY KNOW!!!

4000 Likes and I’ll fight one with a dodo

It's petty much a brutal Yoshi if you paint it accordingly

“What’s that large duck over there?”

Every noob in the redwoods last words.

I had one of these murdered his name was Dave the taxi bloke I was looking for a thyacleo aka killer Garfield I was gliding around and YEEEt comes a cat and murders my precious Dave I did tame the cat and put it in a cage for killing Dave one up = one R.I.P