Bob: “Aw, hey little guy you seem cute? What harm can you do?”

Terror Bird: “CuTe Am I bOb? HaHa! YoU wIlL fInD tHiS cUtE tHeN, bOb!”

Terror bird: pecks Bob to death.

Bob: Cries.

I once saw a

Dodo but it was this actually

"Why is there a dodo here, why's it so big and why's it coming towards me?"

And here you can see what happens when dodos evolve

I kill five dodo never see it, then I kill another a couple of days later and I die.

They know all the dodos you killed! Trust me.......... THEY KNOW!!!

What? Your Dodo is evolving!

Congratulations your Dodo evolved into a Terror bird!

Scientists1: let’s make something kinda like a dodo but we cross it with a Rex

Scientists2: ok done now we watch

Rexs tally count 15340 Survivors

Death Dodos tally count 20000

I had one of these murdered his name was Dave the taxi bloke I was looking for a thyacleo aka killer Garfield I was gliding around and YEEEt comes a cat and murders my precious Dave I did tame the cat and put it in a cage for killing Dave one up = one R.I.P

I had one of these murdered his name was Dave the taxi bloke I was looking for a thyacleo aka killer Garfield I was gliding around and YEEEt comes a cat and murders my precious Dave I did tame the cat and put it in a cage for killing Dave one up = one R.I.P