It hurts to sit on
I did and I had no butt after

Jokes and funny moments about the Stegosaurus from ARK players.
It hurts to sit on
I did and I had no butt after
Ok...so I’m fighting off maganeura with my pike until THIS GOD DANG THINGS TAIL SEINGS IN MY WAY CAUSING ME TO HIT IT ON ACCIDENT THEN IT GET MAD AND MURDERS ME
I hate these stegos ten killed my whole dodo para dilo army and my favourite para red skull
Stegy- maggoo allo*stares at stegy* allo- stegys are are as smart as rock stegy-*goes full rage* mmmmmmmmagggggggggggggggooooooooooooooooo! Allo- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Me got boo-boo
My grandad forgot what it was called so he called it a sagetarious. XD
Can someone please explain to me why 3 lvl 10s can defeat a therizino but 1 cant defeat 2 spinos??? Srsly I’m so confused, cuz a therizino is almost as strong as a Rex XD MY CHEWWY BUN BUN WAS KILLED MY TWO SPINOS >:c
Lego my stego
Lol I saw a mobile server named that :)
I don’t understand “I am a stegosaurus”. If you see this and know what it means, type this name (I-AM-A-STEGOSAURUS) and explain what it means.
Me: hey guys a stego! Friend: where? Me: wait the second... friend: ... me: SOMEONE IS TAMING IT!!! Stranger: hi >:) me: oh god ( died by pro )
He’s not a stegosaurus he’s a brontosaurus
They are a dino and they fight
Go on its tail, set it to aggressive, have fun, survivor!
WHERE THE TF DO YOU EVEN PUT THE SADDLE IF THERE ARE DORSAL PLATES ON IT'S BACK???
THAT SUS
LEGGO MY STEGO!!!!!!!!
Sarcos cannot kill me
For I have over 2000 health
Why is it so slow? I tried walking one back to my base but in the end I killed it.
Stego with a high level is OP! If you want to harvest some berries,go to swamp that have a lot of bush.you may got some rare flower,mushroom etc.do not worries if carnivore creatures attacking you especially kapro.a stego will hit it with wide range and a lot of damage...this…
Stego with a high level is OP! If you want to harvest some berries,go to swamp that have a lot of bush.you may got some rare flower,mushroom etc.do not worries if carnivore creatures attacking you especially kapro.a stego will hit it with wide range and a lot of damage...this is swamp slayer!!! Hope this help:-) must tame
You can play with it. Just tell it to attack what you hit and punch a dodo.The dodo will fly like a ball, looks kinda funny.
To everyone here who doesn’t understand “I am a stegosaurus”;
Asdfmovie reference, if you know you know
Irl stegosaurus had their fossil posture changed many times so it's hard to know how their body would have looked like as it's spine was once fought to be curled and going diagnoly up then quickly curving back down to its tail
-Ira's Aquatics