Why does everyone say I am a stegosaurus!
I DONT GET IT
Is-is-is my l-life a lie?
A LIE

Jokes and funny moments about the Stegosaurus from ARK players.
Why does everyone say I am a stegosaurus!
I DONT GET IT
Is-is-is my l-life a lie?
A LIE
I’ve no idea what “I am a stegosaurus” means.
I don’t understand “I am a stegosaurus” at all
Turrets & Enemies: WHY WONT YOU DIE?!
Stego: I’m Built Different.
For those who didn't get "I Am A Stegosaurus".
Go watch Asdf movie.
I live at the Hidden Lake in single player mode, i was flying around Far’s Peak and I saw two stegos at the base of the mountain, one of their level’s was 7, the other one’s level was 11.
7 1 1
It’s tail is made of legos
Me: oooo a level 40 stegosaurus(high for my server) (midway through the tame) I watch a spino rip apart my base with hundreds of metal hello darkness my old friend
Lvl 174 step with 15600 food -_- dead asf
Dude these guys do lay egg! You just have to find a female
I AM A STEGOSAURUS
(adsf movie reference)
I live on herbivore island,
Seeing upside-down stego eggs is a daily thing
I was waiting for the next imprint on my baby stego named Kentro, and guess what.
I REALIZED THAT HE WANTS A STEGO EGG KIBBLE.
Can anyone uh... Help?
Won't my spaghetti fall off?
So so slow and their stamina isn’t that good trust me I love them but ugh
Got an ascendant saddle for the stego.... Welp, battle stego sqaud inbound!!!
Me and my friend tamed a male and female both really high level we were pumping damage into the male and health into the female and we were going to make them breed and have a few really good ones for bosses then a few weeks later we frogot about the world and delete it before…
Me and my friend tamed a male and female both really high level we were pumping damage into the male and health into the female and we were going to make them breed and have a few really good ones for bosses then a few weeks later we frogot about the world and delete it before we even bread them lol 😂😂😂
I was today years old when my carno and I found out stegosaurus drop prime meat
I was on old ark mobile (yes, in 2025) and I logged on with the respawn menu. Strange but the lava cave was still marked and I had all my engrams. But my tame list said there was none. (Look at the end to see why this is strange)
So I built a raft to Herby island where my base…
I was on old ark mobile (yes, in 2025) and I logged on with the respawn menu. Strange but the lava cave was still marked and I had all my engrams. But my tame list said there was none. (Look at the end to see why this is strange)
So I built a raft to Herby island where my base was and I first saw my meg and bàilo but they didn't have the right colours. I went up to them, the game told me they where wild so I was gonna enter my full base and tried opening the behemoth Dino gate. It didn't open. I climbed the cliff and set eyes upon the interior of my base. A carno and sarco where wrecking my farm, a tortoise was wandering around I couldn't even see any of my other 20 tames. It turned out a file corrupted, I couldn't interact with my structures and worse every single tame was switched to a wild random level random colour one meaning hours of toil was wasted. RIP to
Bloodhorn my carno
Basil my basilo
My megalodon
My itchy
Dave my dilophasaurus
Rex my dodo with 200per cent melee
Olive my lystro
My sarco
Fire duster, and speedy my phiomia
Spine lizard and swamp wanderer my parasaurs
Shelly my carbonemys
Craptor my raptor
Moschop my moschops
Topsy my trike
And finally Mrs beast my stego who took me through hard times and terrible times
Goodbye old ark mobile the s**tty game(I raged and deleted it)
-Ira's Aquatics
(I'll get ark ascended soon don't worry)
A good'ol friend stego,
Nothing else
Tame them