Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Noob:hey look some weird moving lump in the water.
Me:Jim that's a dino..
Noob:imma go see it
Me:Jim if you move your SKIN of this shore its gunna getchu
Noob:hang on...why is the lump moving towards me?!
Me:Jim I told you!its a spino!
Noob:*grabs bolas* I'm sorry but its time...*yeets at me*
Me:HEY!I TAUGHT YOU ARK!I HELPED YOU TO UNDERSTAND!I HELP YOU POST MEMES!JIM GET UR A** BACK HERE NOW!
noob:I'm sorry for this!I'll come back once ur dead!
Me:but I'm on creative...hehe.
Noob:man I'm far away from home...
Me:*breaks free from bolas* times up spino.*kills*
Noob:...wow I'm sure lonely out here...
Me:TODAY I ADAM HAVE BECOME A MAN!
Noob:...imma swim in lava.
Me:noice...
Thx for reading!and plz updoot that would be greatly appreciated!
(Disclaimer)*my real names not adam I just made up that name.*
More Spinosaurus Funny Tips
Spawn near the beach they said, it'll be safer they said...
Spino are cool.
Why is everyone saying Spinos suck. If people donβt stop saying spinos suck Iβm telling all of the spinos.π₯Ίπ±
These things are magical, I was just swimming around on my tamed spino and got attacked by an alpha megalodon and his 4 or 5 regular meg minions... I killed all of them.
So I was strolling down a beach in south zone 1 with my dilo (danny) and I saw 1 at the end of the little bay at the footpaw. I decided to then go to the other side of the footpaw and saw a second spino. Long story short my dilo was set to aggressive and thought he could take on a spino lvl 56. RIP Danny January2020-April2020. Up arrow=f in chat for danny
If you knock out a 150 by punching it(keep in mind the 97% chance of death) and tame it with cooked fish meat and narcoberries, you beat ark... and also have no social life
Okay so why does something that rivals a rex (paleo accurate) is spawning in southern islets
Big rock = ded spino yay free xp
Rex:I WILL KILL YOU ALL-
Spinosaurus joined the game.
Rex has left the game.
1like= 1 spino getting a belly rub and some fish