Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Noob:hey look some weird moving lump in the water.
Me:Jim that's a dino..
Noob:imma go see it
Me:Jim if you move your SKIN of this shore its gunna getchu
Noob:hang on...why is the lump moving towards me?!
Me:Jim I told you!its a spino!
Noob:*grabs bolas* I'm sorry but its time...*yeets at me*
Me:HEY!I TAUGHT YOU ARK!I HELPED YOU TO UNDERSTAND!I HELP YOU POST MEMES!JIM GET UR A** BACK HERE NOW!
noob:I'm sorry for this!I'll come back once ur dead!
Me:but I'm on creative...hehe.
Noob:man I'm far away from home...
Me:*breaks free from bolas* times up spino.*kills*
Noob:...wow I'm sure lonely out here...
Me:TODAY I ADAM HAVE BECOME A MAN!
Noob:...imma swim in lava.
Me:noice...
Thx for reading!and plz updoot that would be greatly appreciated!
(Disclaimer)*my real names not adam I just made up that name.*
More Spinosaurus Funny Tips
Spawn near the beach they said, it'll be safer they said...
I tamed one with blue skin and red eyes, I named it Blue Cheezit bc it was aura. One of my tribemates wanted one too so I found the exact same one-same level, same colors, and named it Blue-ish Cheezit.
Spino are cool.
Why is everyone saying Spinos suck. If people donβt stop saying spinos suck Iβm telling all of the spinos.π₯Ίπ±
So I was strolling down a beach in south zone 1 with my dilo (danny) and I saw 1 at the end of the little bay at the footpaw. I decided to then go to the other side of the footpaw and saw a second spino. Long story short my dilo was set to aggressive and thought he could take on a spino lvl 56. RIP Danny January2020-April2020. Up arrow=f in chat for danny
I have too many narcotics, I want a spino, but Iβm on ark mobile and have 38/40 tames. Iβve been storing spoiled meat for a week, and I only have one narcoberry farms.
If you knock out a 150 by punching it(keep in mind the 97% chance of death) and tame it with cooked fish meat and narcoberries, you beat ark... and also have no social life
You may think your delightful
But you are quite deceitful
β¦
I didnβt mean what I said just put down that rifal (gun)
I am sorry for what I said
Hopefully I brought a back up med
Now I am fill of dread
Because Iβm about to be dead
Donβt make a spinosaurus angry
Or he will get hangry
Because heβs deceitful
He always has a rifal
And now Iβm about to be dead hopefully I brought a back up med.
β plastic bag
Doctor: alright, letβs take a look at this spine.
Spino: okβ¦
Doctor: have you had any back problems lately?
Spino: yeah.. I canβt seem to roll down the hill without breaking it.
Doctor: I see now. It is just a small dislocation. This wonβt hurt a bit.
Spino: wait what?!
CRACK
Rex:I WILL KILL YOU ALL-
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