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Noob:hey look some weird moving lump in the water.

Me:Jim that's a dino..

Noob:imma go see it

Me:Jim if you move your SKIN of this shore its gunna getchu

Noob:hang on...why is the lump moving towards me?!

Me:Jim I told you!its a spino!

Noob:*grabs bolas* I'm sorry but its time...*yeets at me*

Me:HEY!I TAUGHT YOU ARK!I HELPED YOU TO UNDERSTAND!I HELP YOU POST MEMES!JIM GET UR A** BACK HERE NOW!

noob:I'm sorry for this!I'll come back once ur dead!

Me:but I'm on creative...hehe.

Noob:man I'm far away from home...

Me:*breaks free from bolas* times up spino.*kills*

Noob:...wow I'm sure lonely out here...

Me:TODAY I ADAM HAVE BECOME A MAN!

Noob:...imma swim in lava.

Me:noice...

Thx for reading!and plz updoot that would be greatly appreciated!

(Disclaimer)*my real names not adam I just made up that name.*

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