Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I wanted To get to south zone I then fell onto a ledge with 2 dodos SMS piranha below not to mention two spins on either side heroically I killed both Dodos and chucked them into the water for the fish I quickly swam across and got chased by the spinos .I escaped. Then a sarco ate me
I’s. Aquatics
Not to be mistaken for a a Stego.
You’re perfectly safe if u see one right after spawning on a new ark. It’s not like they can wipe out an entire beachful of trikes, carbs and parasaurs in like 1 min flat.
They make those weird looking bird/trex Dinos look weak.
If one starts chasing u at spawn, the only thing that’ll save u is a freakin miracle. Even with full citin armour.
Gud luck noobs.
Sarcasm mode off:
U can lure one to an entrance of a cave and shoot it from inside it. That’s the only way of killing it if ur a noob. That I know of. With experience.
If u want a gud escape plan tame a bunch of Dodos and Dilos; then if u see one it SHOULD attack them first instead of u. Actually it’s not the most solid plan but it works.
Have a gud day! 😁
MaxiDaTaxi
I have a theri n a spino traped
I wanto tame them but never get the right time bc of there torpor.
Everyday i wake up and check on my prisoners and bring the spino a tasty dilo so it can regain its health one day the spino was just chill like no moving or anything just standing there M E N A C E I N G L Y, it didnt do anything if i stood by its leg it was turning night so i said to the spino "aye man you feelin good?ima head off to get some sleep ya stay here ill bring you a tasty dilo tomorrow alrighty bud?" i woke up the next day and went to give the spino a dilo and guess what?
IT ESCAPED THE TRAP
I was like " aye what the heck ya doin ere?"
I traped it again it slaped my pteranodon a few times but its o k a y
Now its angy and keeps staring at me when i give it a dilo
Also i wouldnt have to trap it if it wasnt so dumb it hits random things and runs away. what a coward!
One time i saw it get killed by some dimorps right in front of my eyes, good thing i crashed now its alive again
(If your wondering yes i play on mobile) i hope you liked my story buh byee ^^