
What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my friends have a private server, and we have a big meeting place next to the green ob. One of my friends set up some wild only turret towers, calling them security towers, so I thought it was a good idea to set my spino on neutral wander and name him Security Guard. He has defended us bravely from many theriorrists. I checked his inventory one day and there was 22 theri claws, 6 rex arms, and 3 bronto spines inside. He also had 7 levels. He was colored black and gray, kind of like a uniform. If anyone tries to join our server, be warned. We have protection. And ban. Ban is probably more effective, but still. Watch out.
Was trekking through one of the swampy areas. Looking for a Sarco to be honest (I was lvl 41). See something huge coming through trees. Ready to hop on my raptor and get gone. Realize it's a Spino, that's being chased...by something smaller. And that's how I got my Baryonyx that killed a Spino.