
What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my friends have a private server, and we have a big meeting place next to the green ob. One of my friends set up some wild only turret towers, calling them security towers, so I thought it was a good idea to set my spino on neutral wander and name him Security Guard. He has defended us bravely from many theriorrists. I checked his inventory one day and there was 22 theri claws, 6 rex arms, and 3 bronto spines inside. He also had 7 levels. He was colored black and gray, kind of like a uniform. If anyone tries to join our server, be warned. We have protection. And ban. Ban is probably more effective, but still. Watch out.
You may think your delightful
But you are quite deceitful
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I didn’t mean what I said just put down that rifal (gun)
I am sorry for what I said
Hopefully I brought a back up med
Now I am fill of dread
Because I’m about to be dead
Don’t make a spinosaurus angry
Or he will get hangry
Because he’s deceitful
He always has a rifal
And now I’m about to be dead hopefully I brought a back up med.
— plastic bag