My most recent last words in ark: that spino’s kinda close to my base…

(Making my way downtown parody)

Makin my way down shore,

Heart beats fast,

I run past a spinosaur

(And I need you,

(And I tranq you,

(And now I've tamed you

Makin my way downtown,

Walking slow,

Bringing home my new spino

seems like the dimetrodon × baryonyx shippers got their wish

So this happened in 2024 and I was playing with my friend and we both had two tames each he had a tapejara and a megatherium and I had a deinosuchus ( it was a low level deinosuchus ) and a Argentavis and we had out two story house in the middle of the snow and a jungle so like kinda the boarder between the snow biom and the jungle and we were trying to level up our dinos and then out of nowhere a level 290 spinosaurus starts attacking us my deinosuchus was a low level because I had just recently tamed it and my freinds megatherium had horrible health because he was focusing more on damage and he had also recently tamed his megatherium so it was also low level and our flyer dinos just died instantly after one attack from it and then his megatherium died and then it was just me and then!……….. I died after 5 attacks😭

We praise the king of rivers, slayer of alphas, the god of the rising sun. all hail, Mr. Cuddles the otter.

Me: tames 3 lvl 1 spinos. Goes to volcano

Giga:whose life can I ruin?

Me: sees giga

Me:approaches giga

Spino 1: ahhh! Big allo! RUN!!!

Spino 2: get back here!

Spino 3:big turkey! Is it Thanksgiving?

Me: attack!!!!!!!

All spinos: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Giga: oh no...

Chat: spino lvl 1 killed giga lvl 9999!

Me: wha...

Troodon: dinner

Chat: spinos 1 2 3 where killed by troodon.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOO

Chat:player has killed troodon lvl 3

Who can relate?

Ever watched Shwable’s shorts when she was riding on a spino and it jumped across the island? Yeah I don’t want to see that thing flying above my house either.

HippityHoppityGETURASSOFMYPROPERTY

Almost hits as hard as my moms slipper

I tamed my spine then named him and when I clicked accept i realised that I was stuck in a rock cos when he woke up he pushed me in to the rock my mate had to get a raft and put it next to the rock to let me out 🤣🤣

*Kirby Enterprise jingle playing in the background*

Dilos are knitting silk,

Raptor returns with milk,

A huge mess on Trike,

Then Raptor was killed on sight.

The Pteranodon flew nearby,

And Carno ate with delight,

Arthropleura is death,

No matter what gear is left.

Wolves in packs of 4,

Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,

When Spino stares at you hard,

You know you’ll be discard.

Just started new game, got a sweet spot where there's no Dilo. Lots of rocks and trees, life is good. Then a wild Spino appear on third day...

When you thing the lovation on The Island-The pawn is safe because the game sayed easy (he has spawn 50 meters away on the same island).

Slash, Slash

Why do people say Rex is god and spino trash

Stomp, Stomp

When will people stop 🙁

So I was just rasing up a baby spino at my base until a random tribe showed up with 3 rexes. Little did they know my base was being protected by about 20 spinos. Before they even had time to realize their mistake my spinos had already enhilated all of their rexes. I’m sure you can guess what happened next

Me: ooooohh a Spino theyre so cool

The spino: I LIKE YAH CUT G

*Smack*

Me(flying through the air): aaaaaaiiiiieeeeeee!!!!

WUT THIS THING POOPED TWO PEICES OF POOPS AND TWO EGGS AT A TIME... I was so impressed

Me when I don’t see a dinosaur: I spy no saurus

Dude killed my PT while I was drinking water (and I failed to mount because UME was lagging for some reason which also made me unable to find where she dropped her stuff, another ptero saddle lost rip), so I forced the Spino to become my bodyguard for the entire trip.

Get tamed, idiot.