You may think your delightful

But you are quite deceitful

…

I didn’t mean what I said just put down that rifal (gun)

I am sorry for what I said

Hopefully I brought a back up med

Now I am fill of dread

Because I’m about to be dead

Don’t make a spinosaurus angry

Or he will get hangry

Because he’s deceitful

He always has a rifal

And now I’m about to be dead hopefully I brought a back up med.

— plastic bag

Why did the spino launch me into the sun when I found him

RING RING

Friend: Uh we should probably get out of here.

Me: Hold on my phone is ringing, wait that’s not my phone.

Friend: We need to go NOW!

Me: Hold on I need to find what’s ringing.

Friend: OMG, JUST LOOK UP!!!

Me: Oh, well at least we know where the ringing was coming from.

T-Rex: All will bow before me!

Spino: Let’s join this server.

Joins game

T-Rex: Bring it on!!!

King T-Rex Level 150 was slaughtered by Spino Level 1.

People who are Level 70 and higher be like: ok so where gonna build a trap out of these materials

Me a level 32: ascended bow and tranq arrows go brrrrrrr

When you make your Spinosaurus swim so only its sail can be seen:

(JAWS MUSIC INTENSIFIES)

If you have a spinosaurus you “I like ya cut g” your enemies

DONT LIE

seems like the dimetrodon × baryonyx shippers got their wish

Me

400 meters away from Spino

The spino

Come here boi

Dude killed my PT while I was drinking water (and I failed to mount because UME was lagging for some reason which also made me unable to find where she dropped her stuff, another ptero saddle lost rip), so I forced the Spino to become my bodyguard for the entire trip.

Get tamed, idiot.

Rex: I roar to strike fear into my enemies.

Yuty: I have three Carnos as minions and meat shields.

Giga: I am speed.

Spino: Where fish?

My most recent last words in ark: that spino’s kinda close to my base…

I seen one in a swamp and all of the sudden another one the 2 spinos chase me while I'm on a raptor. Then all I think is Shrek saying "get out of me swamp".So I booked it came back and tamed one.👍

Me trying to tame a spino:I have nothing to loose.

One day later 🤯🤯🤯it actually worked.

(PS it’s my fave tame so I tamed another one with ease.)

Me when I don’t see a dinosaur: I spy no saurus

(Making my way downtown parody)

Makin my way down shore,

Heart beats fast,

I run past a spinosaur

(And I need you,

(And I tranq you,

(And now I've tamed you

Makin my way downtown,

Walking slow,

Bringing home my new spino

We praise the king of rivers, slayer of alphas, the god of the rising sun. all hail, Mr. Cuddles the otter.

Ever watched Shwable’s shorts when she was riding on a spino and it jumped across the island? Yeah I don’t want to see that thing flying above my house either.

HippityHoppityGETURASSOFMYPROPERTY

Dilos are knitting silk,

Raptor returns with milk,

A huge mess on Trike,

Then Raptor was killed on sight.

The Pteranodon flew nearby,

And Carno ate with delight,

Arthropleura is death,

No matter what gear is left.

Wolves in packs of 4,

Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,

When Spino stares at you hard,

You know you’ll be discard.