Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Grab a spino and name him a stupid name like hi.Then tame about 1213 dodos. Now get your spino level 150. Invite your friend to a 1v1 and use your dodo army then as he begs for mercy call in your spino friend. Keep the dodos and then finish him. He will never look at you the same again.
I was once taking a stroll with my baby ROXY (a trike) down the memorable south zone 3 in the island. We watched as dusk came upon us, but then... I notice a floating rock moving towards us, to late to realize it's a spinos back. I ran as fast as my small legs could, but roxy was too fat. I had to leave her behind. It reminded me of those videos of Nile Crocs catching prey. Don't mess with no Spinos.
Noob:hey look some weird moving lump in the water.
Me:Jim that's a dino..
Noob:imma go see it
Me:Jim if you move your SKIN of this shore its gunna getchu
Noob:hang on...why is the lump moving towards me?!
Me:Jim I told you!its a spino!
Noob:*grabs bolas* I'm sorry but its time...*yeets at me*
Me:HEY!I TAUGHT YOU ARK!I HELPED YOU TO UNDERSTAND!I HELP YOU POST MEMES!JIM GET UR A** BACK HERE NOW!
noob:I'm sorry for this!I'll come back once ur dead!
Me:but I'm on creative...hehe.
Noob:man I'm far away from home...
Me:*breaks free from bolas* times up spino.*kills*
Noob:...wow I'm sure lonely out here...
Me:TODAY I ADAM HAVE BECOME A MAN!
Noob:...imma swim in lava.
Me:noice...
Thx for reading!and plz updoot that would be greatly appreciated!
(Disclaimer)*my real names not adam I just made up that name.*
Had a dodo named Bod, I was doing a challenge to raise him up to the highest level. He was level 356 and I decided to hunt some fish in a river to help him keep leveling.
Checked around but only seen dodos and a parasuar in the area so I went in with my dodo, it was not a parasuar.
This spino ran over to my dodo and started attacking it and instead of fighting back, Bob tried to outrun him. I now have a dead dodo and 30+ hours of time waisted.