I'ma go mine that rock out in the river. GOD HAVE MER-

I was once taking a stroll with my baby ROXY (a trike) down the memorable south zone 3 in the island. We watched as dusk came upon us, but then... I notice a floating rock moving towards us, to late to realize it's a spinos back. I ran as fast as my small legs could, but roxy was too fat. I had to leave her behind. It reminded me of those videos of Nile Crocs catching prey. Don't mess with no Spinos.

F in the chat for bubbles *salute*

I tamed my spine then named him and when I clicked accept i realised that I was stuck in a rock cos when he woke up he pushed me in to the rock my mate had to get a raft and put it next to the rock to let me out 🤣🤣

Whenever I see these guys, I hear a phone ringing

This is a result of a megaladon and Rex's love child.

Pro tip for beginners starting the game.

Run.

Noob:hey look some weird moving lump in the water.

Me:Jim that's a dino..

Noob:imma go see it

Me:Jim if you move your SKIN of this shore its gunna getchu

Noob:hang on...why is the lump moving towards me?!

Me:Jim I told you!its a spino!

Noob:*grabs bolas* I'm sorry but its time...*yeets at me*

Me:HEY!I TAUGHT YOU ARK!I HELPED YOU TO UNDERSTAND!I HELP YOU POST MEMES!JIM GET UR A** BACK HERE NOW!

noob:I'm sorry for this!I'll come back once ur dead!

Me:but I'm on creative...hehe.

Noob:man I'm far away from home...

Me:*breaks free from bolas* times up spino.*kills*

Noob:...wow I'm sure lonely out here...

Me:TODAY I ADAM HAVE BECOME A MAN!

Noob:...imma swim in lava.

Me:noice...

Thx for reading!and plz updoot that would be greatly appreciated!

(Disclaimer)*my real names not adam I just made up that name.*

Me: tames 3 lvl 1 spinos. Goes to volcano

Giga:whose life can I ruin?

Me: sees giga

Me:approaches giga

Spino 1: ahhh! Big allo! RUN!!!

Spino 2: get back here!

Spino 3:big turkey! Is it Thanksgiving?

Me: attack!!!!!!!

All spinos: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Giga: oh no...

Chat: spino lvl 1 killed giga lvl 9999!

Me: wha...

Troodon: dinner

Chat: spinos 1 2 3 where killed by troodon.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOO

Chat:player has killed troodon lvl 3

Who can relate?

I had a Spinosaurus his name was Jimmy he died in the snow biome when I was getting resources we were going back to the house and he jumped off a cliff and died😿

Only real men go right up to spinos and punch them in the face and tell them who is boss

How to tame a spino:

1. Take friend with you and find spino

2. Spino disappears from view

3. Spino appears behind you

4. Grab bola and bola friend

5. Run

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This thing ate my Dodo

And now its looking at you

Make a accurate spino wildcard your not even making Dino’s anymore you just making random pieces of shi-

Me when I don’t see a dinosaur: I spy no saurus

Fun fact: They always come back…..

Dude killed my PT while I was drinking water (and I failed to mount because UME was lagging for some reason which also made me unable to find where she dropped her stuff, another ptero saddle lost rip), so I forced the Spino to become my bodyguard for the entire trip.

Get tamed, idiot.

Me trying to tame a spino:I have nothing to loose.

One day later 🤯🤯🤯it actually worked.

(PS it’s my fave tame so I tamed another one with ease.)

Pov: your just chilling untill a spino is near your base and just stands there

And he looks at me

And I look at him

And he looks at me

And I look at him

And he looks at me *moves*

Me:..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

legend said that she was never seen ever again

Me walking around the beach...

Opens inventory, screen starts shaking Me: eh just a Bronto

Turns around OH JESUS F**ING CHRIST GET AWAY