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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I was trying to knock out a Spino with torpor arrows but my baronyx fell down off the cliff so I went to save him but he was set to passive and he did not fight back at the spino. He killed my baronyx and that really made me mad so I killed him with my longneck rifle. I tried it again but it ran off so far I couldn’t even see him. I still have not tamed one, but I will keep trying. Pls ^ this if you like
So my tribe m8 told me to take my raft down the river. Here’s the story
Me: pulls up in dock with my raft.
Tribe m8: I heard there’s some good loot down at the riverbank yo
Me: o.o I’m just gonna... dashes tword my raft
At this piont u be like: WeR dA sPoInO
It’s comin
Me: wer dis loot
Also me: sees spino
Me: oh sh**
Spino: screams at me
Me: turns raft around screaming
Spino:dashes tword me
Me: screams like a two year old at a theater watching a horror movie
Spino catches up and shreds my thatch raft and me and my dilo on the raft
I was just starting out in ark mobile.I Was on a beach,and there was a hill there.there were no raptors few silos no carnos.it was a safe place.I Built my Noobie Base,Thinking it was safe.Then,Out of nowhere,a Spins Spawned right on the beach next to the hill.And,There was A large pile of megalodons.How Unfortunate.
I tamed one of these bad boys, it was a Max level, named it razorback, and life was easy. Until that fateful day. We were out gathering some prime for a giga tame, when, out of nowhere, a player on a 476 giga runs out of the forest and beats the sh*t out of us. Broke all my flak armour, and killed razorback. R.I.P Razorback, you were the best spino you could be. 😭