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I shall name it Flying Rat, the destroyer of worlds, conquer of Microraptors…

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I shall name it Flying Rat, the destroyer of worlds, conquer of Microraptors, and vicious enemy and challenger for peanut the otter’s cuteness, may his Reign of adorableness last until something better is released.

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Dev 1: we need a dino for lost island.

Dev 2: what about a new rex like creature?

Dev 1: no we have enough rex like creatures in the game.

Dev 3: what about a flying squirel butterfly?

Dev 1: thats weird. I LIKE IT!

-Shadow

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I had a dream that I was on lost island and there were axolotls and cars in temples... I have weird dreams

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Yo I had a dream that ark Mobile has had all the new dinos

It will never happen

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Me going to temple in chitin armor: so peaceful

Sign: Beware of Sinomacrops

Me: I have chitin...

Sinomacrops: WE SMELL CHITIN

Me: Hi?

Me: *Gets swarmed by Sinomacrops*

You were killed by Sinomacrops lvl 24

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I tamed one and it just flew away! 😂😂🤣

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Does this remind all you star wars fans of a porg and a squirrel combined?

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*Sad Archaeopteryx noises* Rest In Peace no one ever used you really

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Lemur butterfly pterodactyl baby?

— plastic bag

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This is just an archeopex on steroids

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