Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Frickin sinomacrops are so cute! I try to tame one and this happened!
Day 1, I wanted to tame a sinomacrops on the beach sand of the 4 mouths or something. I didnβt know it was labeled HARD. I see a sinomacrops! :ooo RAPTOR COMES BEHIND AND KILLS ME! Rip!
Day 2, I spawn same place and see sinomacrops jump and come over to me. I had seen on YouTube on how you place torches and signs around it and it is trapped! I start placing them and then the sinomacrops was like PEACE!
Day 3, tired of trying to get sinomacrops so is just goin to chase it. Level 130 comes up and I feed it chitin! Sinomacrops tamed! I cloned it and took its clone out! Friking other tribe kills it, and I realized that it wasnβt the clone.. rip
Welp thatβs all, did you like it? 10 thumbs up and I will make a we will be right back or a raiding story! -Wingnut (the metal bolt idk why I named my ark player that)
More Sinomacrops Funny Tips
Dev 1: we need a dino for lost island.
Dev 2: what about a new rex like creature?
Dev 1: no we have enough rex like creatures in the game.
Dev 3: what about a flying squirel butterfly?
Dev 1: thats weird. I LIKE IT!
-Shadow
Yo I had a dream that ark Mobile has had all the new dinos
It will never happen
I had a dream that I was on lost island and there were axolotls and cars in temples... I have weird dreams
1 word: Adorwable!
U.p if it is
I shall name it Flying Rat, the destroyer of worlds, conquer of Microraptors, and vicious enemy and challenger for peanut the otterβs cuteness, may his Reign of adorableness last until something better is released.
Me going to temple in chitin armor: so peaceful
Sign: Beware of Sinomacrops
Me: I have chitin...
Sinomacrops: WE SMELL CHITIN
Me: Hi?
Me: *Gets swarmed by Sinomacrops*
You were killed by Sinomacrops lvl 24
I tamed one and it just flew away! πππ€£
Does this remind all you star wars fans of a porg and a squirrel combined?
*Sad Archaeopteryx noises* Rest In Peace no one ever used you really
POV you put a monkey and a butterfly in a room together and turn on mating