Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the shinehorn? Funny shinehorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2019-01-28T05:14:56+00:00

Looks so cute

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2025-04-10T06:00:51+00:00

I have 6 of them. I'll get three more by breeding but I'll need 5,000 sunglasses with dark tints so I don't explode by cuteness. THEY ARE SOOOOO CUTE!!!

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2025-02-19T12:28:14+00:00

If you kill one I will burn down your base and nuke your animals then drop your dead body in a pit with 100000000000000000000000000000000 spiders and snakes then dance on your grave

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2024-12-29T21:59:31+00:00

Gotta say guys, pretty good meet right there. Yeah one of the most delicious animals in ark. Yummy.

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2022-06-18T21:58:49+00:00

Kill this and I will hunt you down personally.

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2022-03-09T19:25:32+00:00

Everytime I find one I punch one because people think they own these so they make threats about people who do punch them. Do you think I care about a retarded goat that looks like it snorted pixie dust... Jk they're super cute

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-11-17T22:52:23+00:00

If you kill one of these guys congratulations you passed the mission respec👍

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-16T21:41:50+00:00

These should drop mutton........RIGHT? I know it’s psychopathic to kill them but COME ON

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-05-24T21:19:05+00:00

Awwww so cute I love it imagine baby’s

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-17T06:56:33+00:00

I was looking for one and there it was the perfect one I didn’t even get a foot near it then a big raptor looking thing just came killed it disappeared in a bush then killed me 😂😂😂

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2021-04-16T13:42:04+00:00

If you kill these your a monster will forever be hated by me 🙃🔪

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2021-02-03T22:55:35+00:00

Man i don’t know why but this little guy is making me horny

I sorry

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2021-01-11T22:13:37+00:00

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score -1 · Answer 14 · 2021-01-05T18:26:09+00:00

Cutest. Thing. Ever. IT LOOKS LIKE MY BABY GOAT BOSOCKS EXCEPT ITS A RAINBOW GOAT

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2020-12-21T14:34:59+00:00

Alpha crab: I made u bigger with a glitch!

Now Oversized goat: I’m too big I’ll eat that obese crab!

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2020-11-24T07:18:27+00:00

If you kill this i will find you and hunt you till all of your dinosaurs are dead the I will punish you

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2020-10-28T05:03:01+00:00

Me: hmmm... glowy thingy *gets hipnatized

Shine horn: yeis closer, closer!

Me:eats it

Whole entire pvp server teams up

Me: uh oh-

Rex yuty raptors why earns reapers felons Dillon spines and more come after him* AHHHH-

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2020-10-28T04:59:17+00:00

Don’t breed em. They kill you. They are murder causers. This is how they do it. They eat you alive with cuteness. So yea, don’t look at new horns.

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2020-09-16T16:58:40+00:00

If you have not seen one of these in the wild pls prepare your self for the cuteness overload

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-15T17:18:32+00:00

Me:*in hospital*

Doctors:oh no his heart beat is dropping rapidly

Me:*dies*

(At death ceremony)

Doctors:*stand there crying*

Little brother: aww a cute flooffy goat

*Every one falls over and dies of cuteness*

Wildcard: ya I think I made that creature to cute and the doctors found out how she died